==I got married last weekend [pics]==

[CrumBum]

I finally did it, married my girlfriend of 5 years. She means the world to me, I cant believe what a lucky guy I am. I never thought I would find true love, but now that I have my life is complete. Here are the pictures from out ceremony:

I tell you guys, that night was amazing, I am truly happy that I waited until marriage to lose my virginity.

 

[CrumBum]

The beautiful brides maids:

My army buddies were all over them

 

[CrumBum]

Here is our wedding cake, it was actually sculpted out of twinkies

My wifes favorite part of the night:

 

[kkingjayy]

I finally did it, married my girlfriend of 5 years. She means the world to me, I cant believe what a lucky guy I am. I never thought I would find true love, but now that I have my life is complete. Here are the pictures from out ceremony:

I tell you guys, that night was amazing, I am truly happy that I waited until marriage to lose my virginity.

Good for you.

 

[CrumBum]

Here we are on the way to our honeymoon, happiest day of my life!

 

[crazyjames1233]

wand dissaproves and mayhem is shocked

 

[jdm_boy]

Congrats, I'm just upset that I didn't meet her first!!

 

[Estemachine]

Holly fuck, I didn't know you could fit so many woman in one dress.

 

[CrumBum]

Ha ha. All the dudes on the groom's side look like they are about to be sick. Not like the groom was gonna catch anything special, but c'mon. That beast is like a mixture of Rosanne Barr, Rocky from Mask and Sylvester Stallone. What a wonderful life those two shitbags must have. Jesus, if they have children they should be prosecuted for child abuse b/c no child should be subject to them being their parent. Fuckin kid should strangle itself with the umbilical cord to end the misery ASAP.

How dare you talk about my wife like that, you are lucky I am in the military and am considered a deadly weapon or I would fight you in her honor. As for children we have one on the way now, which is why I married her. She is upset about losing her figure but I still think she looks great.

 

[CrumBum]

Congrats, I'm just upset that I didn't meet her first!!

Well, she does have a sister who is single somehow. She has high standards though, so many guys are after her all the time.

 

[Ambien]

Impressive man! Stoked for you!!!!!!

 

[Tony-The-Tiger]

What a strange troll job...

 

[CrumBum]

Impressive man! Stoked for you!!!!!!

Thanks for the kind words, a girl like this only comes along once a lifetime at best and im glad I didnt let her get away.

 

[Kill Yourself]

Congrats dude, post pics of your kids too.

 

[SDLASF]

Here we are on the way to our honeymoon, happiest day of my life!

 

[Tbonetron2.0**]

Uh, is that actually a woman or is this a gay wedding? Because if you decapitated the bride's head and showed it to people, they'd think that was some plumber dude or something.

 

[AlphaDelphic]

That's one aerodynamic forehead.

 

[Estemachine]

I really don't get this, why did that guy made such bad investment. I can understand having a low self esteem and not knowledge of woman whatsoever, and her being his first girlfriend ever after a drunken night during a "night out with the guys" at the local bar, but why? His wife is not going to get any hotter, I doubt she'll loose the weight, and she looks like she can be really bitchy too.

Poor guy.

 

[kkingjayy]

Well, she does have a sister who is single somehow. She has high standards though, so many guys are after her all the time.

Dude on the left looks like Bloodstain from the OT thread. Once Bloodstain took off his glasses I knew I had seen that mug somewhere.

 

[CrumBum]

Uh, is that actually a woman or is this a gay wedding? Because if you decapitated the bride's head and showed it to people, they'd think that was some plumber dude or something.

Are you kidding me? That is a beautiful woman, and the mother of my unborn child. You are just trying to say hurtful things because you are jealous of our undying love.