==I got married last weekend [pics]==

[complete***]

that's a huge bitch.

 

[Jooba]

This thread is still epic.

 

[boratfan]

Wow i just spent the last 2 hours reading the whole thread. Better then any movie..book...tv show. Props to whoever did the Budweiser photoshop.. i literally had tears running down my eyes and almost shit in my pants due to laughter.

 

[Jooba]

wtf lol.

 

[Reviresco]

wtf lol.

Ready to whoop some terrorist ass.

I pity that foo.

 

[The_Devil]

compared to her surroundings, she doesn't actually look that big. After some weight loss she may look pretty hot. And then we'll have to post her pictures in the hottest girls thread.

......what?!

 

[bostone737]

compared to her surroundings, she doesn't actually look that big. after some weight loss she may look pretty hot. and then we'll have to post her pictures in the hottest girls thread.

alcohol is great, but all the booze in the world couldn't turn her pretty

 

[xacidfreex]

This whole thing is sooo wrong.

 

[Spamismeat]

So what happens when they can't fit her in the new body scanners in airports? Someone's gonna have to pat that behemoth down. :icon_sad:

 

[Don Quixote]

I can't get over how awesome this thread is. Pure Gold.

 

[LVB_op. 125]

How the hell does this break 100 pages? It's been here forever and I never thought to click it. I can't believe that anyone is falling for it, and thinking that it may be for real.

 

[Spamismeat]

How the hell does this break 100 pages? It's been here forever and I never thought to click it. I can't believe that anyone is falling for it, and thinking that it may be for real.

Of course it's real. Crumbum has found happiness and you should be happy for him and his....er...wife. :redface:

 

[CrumBum]

How the hell does this break 100 pages? It's been here forever and I never thought to click it. I can't believe that anyone is falling for it, and thinking that it may be for real.

Its super real, silly

 

[AxeMurderer420]

hours of entertainment in this thread.

 

[nogger]

That's one aerodynamic forehead.

you sir just made my day.

 

[Stone Punch]

This thread is Legendary.

 

[sqwertD]

Well, after the wedding we went to the Motel 6 (we live in a small town, thats all there was)
and it was on. We quickly undressed and got right down to business. I had to be careful, as she was a virgin and it was quite painful for her. I managed to get in there after a few minutes of trying. I only lasted about 2 minutes, but it was amazing. The best part was when we both orgasmed at the same time. I cried for a little while afterward, it was just so beautiful.

100% troll job how can she have your unborn child before wedding before getting married and lose your virginity after the wedding HAHAHAHA get caught

 

[sqwertD]

hours of entertainment in this thread.

HAHA this thread is fucking funny man i cant believe i only found it today

 

[neostyles]

Can anyone post link a to his facebook?

 

[cthunder87]

White trash is awesome!