News I have a man cold UPDATE!!!!!

[THE Red Beard]

I've been sneezing and I have a runny nose. Is this how it ends????

Looking to will my likes and Mayberry Awards just in case the next sneeze is the BIG ONE.

Update: So, at home, Mrs. Red Beard usually finds a way to make fun of my cold and says I'm acting like a baby. Well, this time, I fought an made sure she never saw me the least bit uncomfortable. She now has it and was like, "Why wasn't yours this bad????" I looked her dead in the eyes, boys and said..."Oh it was. You just have a woman's cold."

*high fives all around*

 

[helax]

@lsa can warm him up

 

[lsa]

@lsa can warm him up

somebody needs a good kickin?

 

[Uber_Noober]

Aids, you have it. RIP

 

[Contempt]

I've been sneezing and I have a runny nose. Is this how it ends????

Looking to will my likes and Mayberry Awards just in case the next sneeze is the BIG ONE.

A nasty case of Super AIDS? RIP Sherbro.

 

[Elvis.]

 

[I Am Legion]

I had it the last 2 weeks. Tired, foggy head, stuffy nose and sneezy. Dry throat. Vodka helped.

 

[Legumes]

It must be a "Low T" man cold since you're on here whining about it.

 

[StonedLemur]

I've been sneezing and I have a runny nose. Is this how it ends????

Looking to will my likes and Mayberry Awards just in case the next sneeze is the BIG ONE.

We'll start a GoFundMe for a box of Manpons to stick up your nose... that'll fix it sir lol.

 

[AFanNotAFighter]

Not a cure but a temporary respite if you take a few whiffs.

 

[Cherry Brigand]

 

[Chules]

Take some paracetamol, 1g QDS 6 hourly (if your liver isn't fooked), with plenty of fluids.

Eat lots of kebabs and pork/chicken. You need protein for growth and repair.

You will feel better in a day or two.

@lsa @helax @isa

 

[syct23]

I had a rough man flu and was out for two weeks, because I decided not to get the flu jab this year.

I fucking showed them!

 

[PG29 red0 Jr]

RIP sherbro

 

[I Am Legion]

There are some weird "colds" going around. The Migrants are bringing some exotic shit with them. There is one cold that is not a flu that has all the symptoms of a cold with an extremely high fever and pain, like a Malaria. We actually are having a Measels outbreak. I can't believe Measels are still a thing.

https://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/health/measles-long-island-symptoms-nassau-county-vaccine/5257094/

 

[Fedorgasm]

It's not a man cold until you sneeze so hard that you break a rib.


Oh wait, that's an old man cold

 

[Beechwood]

Hope you develop a fever and live a long life. Of late I've been reading about the positive health benefits of fevers. They appear to be good at preventing cancer.

 

[lsa]

Take some paracetamol, 1g QDS 6 hourly (if your liver isn't fooked), with plenty of fluids.

Eat lots of kebabs and pork/chicken. You need protein for growth and repair.

You will feel better in a day or two.

@lsa @helax @isa

I dont think kebabs and paracetamol works on the super AIDS.
Because as an online doctor my experience and me examining TS post, conclude he do have teh SUPER AIDS.


Rip

 

[THE Red Beard]

I just had a runny nose in public. No man looks cool with a drippy nose. Imagine for a second, you have the sniffles like me...in prison.

 

[NoSmilez]

Eat one of those expensive mint candies. I am sure they will clear the sinuses.