i have some bad news

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  1. RockstarChris

    RockstarChris The Devil Of Sherdogs Laundry Room

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    i have some bad news

    Im getting a job.

    I just updated my resume and how do i say i did nothing for 5 years lol
     
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  2. Bald1

    Bald1 Radical Centrist

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    "Self employed"
     
  3. Skov

    Skov White Belt

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    I don't think the manager at Taco Bell gives a shit about what you've done for the past 5 years.
     
  4. jimbob27

    jimbob27 Ken Shamrock Belt

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    Tell them you were volunteering with the Obogo people from the Southern Saharan wetlands.
     
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  5. TankAbbott4Eva

    TankAbbott4Eva Red Belt

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    In all honesty resume gaps are tough to fill. I had one for 4 months where i was jobless, I just said I was travelling. Have you got a buddy with a business who can say you worked there?
     
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  6. UFC=Pride

    UFC=Pride Black Belt

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    Just say aliens abducted you for that time period
     
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  7. Cubo de Sangre

    Cubo de Sangre Steel Belt

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    House husband doesn't attract the interest of employers? :(
     
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    AGGAMEMNON66 -----------Villain-----------

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    What kind of job are you going for?
     
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    nostradumbass Gold Belt

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    "Entrepreneur" or "self-employed", just like all the unemployed people on dating apps.
     
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  10. The Spooky Gloom

    The Spooky Gloom Beautifully Brutal Platinum Member

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    5 years?

    How?
     
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  11. cmw43

    cmw43 Bad Boys Club

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    What you been doing the last 5 years?
     
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    Hearse Lightning Not an Uber

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    D Train Silver Belt

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    that’s a long time to explain. What were you, in fact, doing?
     
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    Seaside Secretaría de Relaciones Exteriores Double Yellow Card Yellow Card

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    what did you do? school? or rich and live off inherit money
     
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    I bet he was a gigolo.
     
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    D Train Silver Belt

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    My money is on professional Warhamner player
     
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  17. Nameless Ghoul

    Nameless Ghoul Brown Belt

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    I saw in a documentary that you can put "For 5 years you went kerawack on everyone's ass" and at least get a job with a catering company?
     
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    My name is Your name

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    I think first post covers it
     
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    revoltub blackwater Belt

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  20. Bacco

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    "i was in jail for attempted murder" , that will explain the unemployment thing

    EDIT: erase the "attempted" part, you don't want to look like somebody that can't complete simple task at your new workplace
     

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