i have some bad news

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  1. HelloJapan

    HelloJapan Talking loud and saying nothing. Platinum Member

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    Just say you were busy serving Jesus.
     
  2. Fedorisbest

    Fedorisbest Purple Belt

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    we fly we lie you know this
    easy just say you were freelancing
     
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  3. marioh

    marioh Black Belt

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    Tell them you were in a witness protection program.
     
  4. sideboob

    sideboob ====( )( )====

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    This all day. Have a self employed cousin who put me down as 'external sales representative' for over a year, complete w/ a letterhead reference letter. Good times, good times...
     
  5. MarloStanfield

    MarloStanfield The Wild Colonial Boy

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    Tell them you’re indigenous
     
  6. ShoelessRye

    ShoelessRye Gold Belt

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    Self-employed.

    And then if you get an interview - explain how you made money to survive/pay the bills - unless you lived at home with parents and they gave you an allowance you made money some how.

    If this isn't a career type job and I can't fathom it is. Baldly lie. Cook up references. If you have a friend that owns a business, ask if you could list his place as your employer.
     
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  7. Bushpig

    Bushpig Bushmaster Platinum Member

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    Full time Sherdog poster.

    They will accept you as the alpha male and give you a management position, a hot receptionist, with a Ferrari as a company vehicle.
     
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  8. lostdog000

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    u were traveling
     
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  9. Spoken

    Spoken Gold Belt

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    I've totally done this, lol
     
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  10. CrimsonFan

    CrimsonFan Gold Belt

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    Just lie and make up good work history
     
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  11. RockstarChris

    RockstarChris Silver Belt

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    i was building houses for the Pygmys with Justin Wren
     
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  12. JayJayFrench

    JayJayFrench Double Yellow Card Double Yellow Card

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    Scouting locations to build Trump's wall.
     
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  13. Midnighter

    Midnighter Silver Belt

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    Say you were busy modding Sherdog.
     
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  14. The Hash Slinging Slasher

    The Hash Slinging Slasher Green Belt

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    There’s no better way to start a job than dishonesty right from the get-go
    <NoneOfMy>
     
  15. ithinktheymad

    ithinktheymad Red Belt

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    Caring for sick relative.
     
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  16. ralphc1

    ralphc1 Steel Belt Platinum Member

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    Say you were in prison for beating the last person who didn't hire you.
     
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  17. TankAbbott4Eva

    TankAbbott4Eva Red Belt

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    Sometimes you need to do what you can to get in the door and prove yourself from there, we all need to work man.
     
  18. sniper

    sniper so poor.... and so black

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    Whatever you do, don't lie

    There's nothing worse than having to keep a lie like whatever you could come up with, going
     
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  19. cooks1

    cooks1 No matter where you go-there you are Platinum Member

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    No Problem. 5 years is the perfect amount of time a highly disciplined and motivated person would need to acquire a bachelors and masters from a prestigious university. Just throw it on there.

    I suggest MIT.

    http://www.nytimes.com/2007/04/27/us/27mit.html
     
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  20. Dusty Rhodes

    Dusty Rhodes Where muh thweet THAFFIRE?

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    Just tell them that you're a lowlife and you're honestly just trying to start over
     
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