Discussion in 'Mayberry Lounge' started by DynamicLoosener, Mar 12, 2018.
Just say you were busy serving Jesus.
easy just say you were freelancing
Tell them you were in a witness protection program.
This all day. Have a self employed cousin who put me down as 'external sales representative' for over a year, complete w/ a letterhead reference letter. Good times, good times...
Tell them you’re indigenous
And then if you get an interview - explain how you made money to survive/pay the bills - unless you lived at home with parents and they gave you an allowance you made money some how.
If this isn't a career type job and I can't fathom it is. Baldly lie. Cook up references. If you have a friend that owns a business, ask if you could list his place as your employer.
Full time Sherdog poster.
They will accept you as the alpha male and give you a management position, a hot receptionist, with a Ferrari as a company vehicle.
u were traveling
I've totally done this, lol
Just lie and make up good work history
i was building houses for the Pygmys with Justin Wren
Scouting locations to build Trump's wall.
Say you were busy modding Sherdog.
There’s no better way to start a job than dishonesty right from the get-go
Caring for sick relative.
Say you were in prison for beating the last person who didn't hire you.
Sometimes you need to do what you can to get in the door and prove yourself from there, we all need to work man.
Whatever you do, don't lie
There's nothing worse than having to keep a lie like whatever you could come up with, going
No Problem. 5 years is the perfect amount of time a highly disciplined and motivated person would need to acquire a bachelors and masters from a prestigious university. Just throw it on there.
I suggest MIT.
Just tell them that you're a lowlife and you're honestly just trying to start over
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