i have some bad news

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  1. ithinktheymad

    ithinktheymad Black Belt

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  2. DynamicLoosener

    DynamicLoosener The Greatest Showman

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    i just filled out a job application, by pen in the store, and one question was how much heroine do you smoke. the only answers were more than usual, average, or less than usual. I was starring at it for like 5 minutes
     
  3. Big Dick Cheney**

    Big Dick Cheney** Wu-tang Belt

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    are you from that dump across the atlantic?
     
  4. DynamicLoosener

    DynamicLoosener The Greatest Showman

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    not sure which dump across the atlantic you are speaking of......is this another job interview question that there is no answer to.....
     
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  5. DynamicLoosener

    DynamicLoosener The Greatest Showman

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    i just walked in everywhere and said "whats a guy gotta do to get a job here?" I miss the good old days where you would just walk in and speak to the manager and say, hey, look at me, i want a job. If i went to get hired by an illegal mexican landscaper in cali now i would probably be told to go apply online
     
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  6. Big Dick Cheney**

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    Jolly old England chap!
     
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  7. DynamicLoosener

    DynamicLoosener The Greatest Showman

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    everywhere is a dump nowadays, thats why i was confused lol
     
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  8. ShinkanPo

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    You have lots of savings?
     
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  9. DynamicLoosener

    DynamicLoosener The Greatest Showman

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    i do once my parents die
     
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  11. ShinkanPo

    ShinkanPo Steel Belt

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    That is very dark man.
     
  12. Jack Reacheround

    Jack Reacheround Never Go Black

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    I imagine most sherdoggers are in this exact situation.
     
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  13. cmw43

    cmw43 Bad Boys Club

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    You just been living in their basement playing video games the last 5 years?
     
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  15. Darth_Inv1ctu5

    Darth_Inv1ctu5 I will shit on everything you love

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    Easy broh, you've been volunteering in Laos, rebuilding tsunami-stricken areas, like anybody can check for that shit
     
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    mushishi A is a, a is a, should I save her?

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    You know hustlers are dudes who give up the butt, right?
     
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    You need an MSc in Physics if you want a job at damn Starbucks nowadays. Kids are so fucked in the near future.
     
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    Well that's news to me.














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