i have some bad news

[RockstarChris]

I should get a job at a Holiday Inn Express. Then when people ask me what I do I can say I just post on sherdog all day, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night.....

 

[sideboob]

I cannot tell you how many times my poor grandmother died and I couldn't come into work that week.

LOL worse than Klinger killing off half his family to get a section 8 on MASH

 

[KrazyKanadian]

It's simple. You lie on your resume

 

[RockstarChris]

It's simple. You lie on your resume

I was my own boss for the last 14ish years, they ask who your employeers were and how to contact them and im like...me, me me, im standing right here!

 

[TSO]

I was my own boss for the last 14ish years, they ask who your employeers were and how to contact them and im like...me, me me, im standing right here!

Then they ask for your business name, license number, and all that. Just ask a friend with a legit business to say you worked for him.

 

[KrazyKanadian]

I was my own boss for the last 14ish years, they ask who your employeers were and how to contact them and im like...me, me me, im standing right here!

To be fair, all my recent jobs I've gotten from friends. I can't remember the last time I actually handed out a resume.

 

[Clippy]

I should put @Clippy and @Wadtucket as references

@Wadtucket is the poor man's @Clippy

 

[Twelve75]

are you from that dump across the atlantic?

yeah, I think he is from murica

 

[equus]

House husband doesn't attract the interest of employers?

hahahaha @v.kevin

 

[RockstarChris]

Then they ask for your business name, license number, and all that. Just ask a friend with a legit business to say you worked for him.

do i use my friend that is a drug dealer or the one commiting disability fraud....hrmmmm

 

[Big Dick Cheney**]

yeah, I think he is from murica

Um hmm. That's exactly what I was thinking.

 

[Big Dick Cheney**]

Then they ask for your business name, license number, and all that. Just ask a friend with a legit business to say you worked for him.

They don't, I certainly done that several times.

 

[RockstarChris]

Me going to a job interview

 

[HunterSdVa29]

tell you were pusha T, pusha ton
push a ton of that shit that make your nose run

should work out IMO

 

[Nimrod]

Say you been in a coma for five years after an accident in which you saved a bus full of children and nuns from certain death.

 

[sub_thug]

Lie and say you were doing super classified shit for the CIA or something