I just realized that Dave (the adoptive father of Alvin and the Chipmunks) was a gay man

[Stranger Come Knocking]

I find Theodore adorable

Yeah and Dave's the gay one

 

[Headkicktoleg]

Did they just pretend to be women?! This fucking movie is transphobic AS FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK YOU FUCKING RACIST

 

[sleepwalk]

Was his partner Jon Arbuckle

Jon had a dude named Lyman move in with him in the early comics. That's how he got Odie. Lyman disappeared like the little girl from Family Matters, Odie stayed, and Jon got hot for the vet. I suspect you may be onto something.

 

[MadSquabbles500]

Did those chipmunks go to school with regular human children, or did they go to a special animal school with other animals that talked and dressed like people?

 

[NoGoodNamesLeft]

im pretty sure hes fucking the dude in the yellow hat from curious george

 

[Diogenes of Sinope]

im pretty sure hes fucking the dude in the yellow hat from curious george

would a straight man wear this?

 

[MC Paul Barman]

Now if he declawed those squirrels then you'd have cause for concern

 

[HARRISON_3]

Dad from Alf > Dad from Chipmunks

 

[misterfurious]

Would you say he's... Theodorable!?

 

[Brom Bones]

Naw, Dave wasn't gay. He probably just murdered his wife and kids for insurance money and to live a responsibility free life. He got lonely, and settled for something less stressful than human kids... singing chipmunks.

 

[HereticBD]

Huh...

And to think, all these years I thought he was just your run of the mill pedophile.

 

[Seano]

Chipmunks can’t really talk. The show is bs.

Well, no. Not wild ones. These ones were raised by humans though.

 

[Diogenes of Sinope]

Well, no. Not wild ones. These ones were raised by humans though.

well they were adopted. their backstory is dark

 

[Jack Handy jr]

dute dute dududu dute!!!!!! Theodore FTW!!!

 

[JSN]

Glad I'm not the only one who wonders what fictional men do with their dick's.

with their dick’s what?

 

[lsa]

"look at that ass in them jeans" so YOU check out a cartoon guys ass?
I think you are the gay one.

 

[ThunderL1ps]

Are you going to slander John from Garfield next?

 

[OverCoronavirus Pressure]

Adoptive, right

 

[OverCoronavirus Pressure]

Would you say he's... Theodorable!?

Who the fuck do you think you are, Rich Evans?

 

[Scerpi]

For fuck sakes they just #meetoo'd Dave

They’re lucky that they aren’t gerbils...