I need a woman!!!!

[Judge]

I been to escort and bars and shit. Oddly enough the escort is way more fun but now I need romance I need PASSION!!!

I want some good honest foreplay. Look nothing against the hook up world and Insta sex but I want some wholeome good romance followed by some thunderous thrusting animal style. Need a yin before a yang this time!

For you? Three letters: GFE

 

[luv24nic8]

You sound Asian

First thought I had

 

[fingercuffs]

@fingercuffs

Ahem.

 

[ThulsaDooom]

I’m going to hell for laughing at this.

I'll see you there, my friend. We can air guitar to War Pigs with Satan on drums.

 

[Just Creed]

Get on pof and tinder my friend. If you're overweight, get to the gym

 

[Mike]

Eh you want a woman until you get one. Then you remember what a giant, selfish, needy, illogical, naggy, emotionally immature pile of quicksand they are.


Imo.

 

[OverCoronavirus Pressure]

I been to escort and bars and shit. Oddly enough the escort is way more fun but now I need romance I need PASSION!!!

I want some good honest foreplay. Look nothing against the hook up world and Insta sex but I want some wholeome good romance followed by some thunderous thrusting animal style. Need a yin before a yang this time!

Why would you want to fuck up your life like that?
Just go to a casino and blow your money at one go, you won't have to pay the casino the rest of your life because it lived with you a little while

 

[Ogata]

I found one for you TS

Post like this makes me sick because there is no dislike button...

 

[Ogata]

eharmony?

More like ewwharmony lol.

Join the club.

That sounds gay.

Whatever man!

For you? Three letters: GFE

I need real love! I want to be wanted breh.

 

[SaigeVanZant]

Try the battered women's shelter. They're single, desperate, and they listen better than the average woman.

For real. If they get out of line you just have to give them a big glass of shut the hell up

 

[Tone C]

I’m going to hell for laughing at this.

Looks like I'm siting in the handbasket next to you then...

 

[Philo-Publius]

I been to escort and bars and shit. Oddly enough the escort is way more fun but now I need romance I need PASSION!!!

I want some good honest foreplay. Look nothing against the hook up world and Insta sex but I want some wholeome good romance followed by some thunderous thrusting animal style. Need a yin before a yang this time!

Sounds to me like you're just going to have to use your imagination, bud.

 

[Fraz]

You sound incel.

Is this like the new version of cuck, been seeing this all over the forum the past few days.

 

[ScarHead]

Get a dog.

No matter how far away you register from Sherdogger standards, the dog will always love you.

Even if you get fatter and sadder than you sound like now.