I think this body builder was trying to turn me into a twinkie

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  1. An Uncertain Choice

    An Uncertain Choice Orange Belt

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    body builders on pornhub that are constantly blowing trannys?.............<{Joewithit}>
     
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  2. An Uncertain Choice

    An Uncertain Choice Orange Belt

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    i once was playing squash at this gym and i needed to take a piss, so i went to the upstairs bathrooms, i walk into the toilets and this huge dude in a skimpy towel was standing behind the door, i looked up at him and he smiled, at that moment i was 100 percent sure that i was going to be rectally violated, but to my surprise he just walked out......i was relieved and a little disappointed <GSPWoah>
     
  3. SRN

    SRN SOCRATEEEES

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    The fact that you thought you had to clarify it proves it otherwise.

    Dude, it's okay to be gay/bi. Live your life and stop worrying about your sexuality.
     
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  4. Phlog

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    Hey @equus sorry to bother you but I was wondering if this OP shit posting and trolling was allowed or not. Cheers bro, hope the family is well.
     
  5. equus

    equus Horse Belt Staff Member Senior Moderator

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    Sorry bud. Whats the issue? Havent been on for a bit other then sportsbook...
     
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  6. MMA MASTER

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    Just admit it op your just a fuck up!!! Go fuck some tranny’s
     
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  7. LatFlare

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    Oi bra this is entertaining and op needs halp!
     
  8. Phlog

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    Hey man, I just thought the op might contravene the posting guidelines, ie, it's clearly not about strength or conditioning, it's clearly just trolling so it lowers the general quality of posts in the forum etc.

    If you see no problem I'm not bothered, just thought someone might want to know what's going on because lord knows no one is looking.
     
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  9. NurseKnuckles

    NurseKnuckles My Mom's stronger than you belt

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    I like your stories. I think I speak for the whole sub forum when I say we need more of these...
     
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  10. JoshTehV

    JoshTehV Blue Belt

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    Seems like you did an awful lot of projecting here TS
     
  11. MilkManUK

    MilkManUK Brown Belt

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    You do not.
     
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    NurseKnuckles My Mom's stronger than you belt

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    Why not? Look at how it has brought us all together. It's the f13 way. Someone says something really dumb, thread attracts attention, we all end up chit chatting like I imagine emergency response team members would when they've showed up a little too late to be tasked with the life saving jobs, but will still hang around.
     
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    MilkManUK Brown Belt

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    Ha, I like the analogy!
     
  14. NurseKnuckles

    NurseKnuckles My Mom's stronger than you belt

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    I do what I can to provide an accurate visual representation of my stupid thoughts.
     
  15. LatFlare

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    I forgot to ask, what is a twinkie?
     
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    zapataxiv Brown Belt

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    A cream filled dessert/snack. Usually it is a sweet vanilla like cream inside a yellow sponge cake and vacuum sealed in a plastic bag.
    I assume TS meant the man was going to skin him Alaric’s and then fill up his skin carcass with a substance he found sweet to later eat when he felt hungry.
     
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  17. EatMyShorts

    EatMyShorts Green Belt

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    A twinkie.

    It's basically what happens in prison when a self perceived "alpha" male targets a vulnerable inmate and basically makes him his bitch, or girlfriend - uses him to get his perverse and sexually repressed jollies.

    Said "alpha" males are typically unable to attain adequate satisfaction from female partners.
     
  18. LatFlare

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    Has that happened to you before? Are you in prison?
     

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