I want this robot, do you?

[Which Doctor]

That robot seems better and more reliable than most friends I have these days

If you're bored I have a tomato ketchup recipe for you. Takes about 2 hours but you'll get a few bottles and it's real good.

 

[Staph infection]

I’m here for the heroin.

 

[Clippy]

This is exactly how it begins, and it's by design. Why isn't it a scary motherfucker who's actually useful, with drills and tools and shit? Na, because they want to get in there deep and cute...become part of the family.

That's when they suck your brains out and replace your personality core.

This thing can barely stay on a coffee table without falling off

 

[Clippy]

If you're bored I have a tomato ketchup recipe for you. Takes about 2 hours but you'll get a few bottles and it's real good.

cliffs

 

[90 50]

These are better.

When they can cook and clean too women are legit fucked these days

 

[Which Doctor]

cliffs

Going on your page now...

 

[milliniar]

I am that robot, are you?

 

[tmnpothead]

Oh, Fry, I love you more than moon, the stars the....POETIC IMAGE #36 NOT FOUND.

 

[Goon Dog]

How can anyone possibly fuck those things when you know you'll have to ...clean it, afterwards?

 

[Clippy]

Let's hear what @xjx2011 has to say about this

 

[rocketskates]

Damn I came in here expecting to see a real doll and I was going to totally agree...

 

[rocketskates]

How can anyone possibly fuck those things when you know you'll have to ...clean it, afterwards?

Honestly I’d probably do my thing then dump it on a river bank or alley somewhere...wait never mind

 

[Grassshoppa]

These are better.

Women are done for.

 

[ralphc1]

When they can cook and clean too women are legit fucked these days

 

[Otto!]

I'm saving my money for the sex robots.

 

[rj144]

I have an Anki robot... Cozmo. It's pretty cool, but I always forget about it.

 

[Clippy]

These things have cameras and take pictures and recognize people

ffs

is this the government spying on us?