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So there I was trying to break into my own shed to store wood my Grandfather stole and that fuckin wind boys. I finally outsmarted my compost bin by bungee cording it to my back deck rail post. Boys those $3 bungee cord containers are good value, small but tough little bastards and a container for storage to boot
Anyway the wind has been NUTS lately. INSANE winds. Running back and fourth throwing tires in my car after burning a lock with a tiny blow torch lighter doesn't the wind gust come at me hard and my sweater string for the hood which was dangling about is caught in a fierce gust and the aglet smashes me in the FACE SO HARD. Seriously I was astonished at the force and pain, the aglet hurt like a bastard and I actually felt offended. I would rather take a punch to the face than what I experienced with that painful pinhole on my cheek. Seriously whip yourself in the face with a shoe string and tell me I'm wrong. I swore and everything and was so mad at an inanimate object.
Tell me times you've yelled at inanimate objects friends
Anyway the wind has been NUTS lately. INSANE winds. Running back and fourth throwing tires in my car after burning a lock with a tiny blow torch lighter doesn't the wind gust come at me hard and my sweater string for the hood which was dangling about is caught in a fierce gust and the aglet smashes me in the FACE SO HARD. Seriously I was astonished at the force and pain, the aglet hurt like a bastard and I actually felt offended. I would rather take a punch to the face than what I experienced with that painful pinhole on my cheek. Seriously whip yourself in the face with a shoe string and tell me I'm wrong. I swore and everything and was so mad at an inanimate object.
Tell me times you've yelled at inanimate objects friends