.. dad? You said you were just going to get bread at the store and youd be back soonIt was, son. It was.
Wrong...I said I'd be going to get milk! Totally different process! Your mother tells me you're a chronic masturbator. WTH!.. dad? You said you were just going to get bread at the store and youd be back soon
The problem with that is that all sorts of legal challenges about absentee landlords could come up in the mean time that you could lose in absentia. If you just have some stocks sitting in a strong box or something, they keep their value and they stay yours.I'd convert all my cash to as much gold as I could carry in my backpack, go back to the 1830's when the government was selling land for $1 per acre in the Ohio territory and buy up as much as I could, come back to today and give a lot of people the bad news to pay up or get the hell off my land.
Depends upon whether changing history is allowed..
I would go back ten years to that time on the can, sitting on a petrified cigar. It came almost all the way out but then my buttworks sealed up tight and it wouldn't budge so I had to stick a finger in there and break it up.If you could go back to anytime period of time or place where would you go and why?
That's so gross I change my answer to include a note to myself to avoid this thread.I would go back ten years to that time on the can, sitting on a petrified cigar. It came almost all the way out but then my buttworks sealed up tight and it wouldn't budge so I had to stick a finger in there and break it up.
Eventually, ballast cleared.
I would go back to that day and do it again.
That's so gross I change my answer to include a note to myself to avoid this thread.