Illegal Technique?

dmwalking

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Would it be illegal to grab the glutes of your opponent and pull them apart as if to tear the skin?
 
How would you even do that?
 
I dont know how, but answer on question... for me is legal. I have never heard about any rules forbidden grab the glutes.
What is not forbidden, is legal.
 
Perfectly legal. I like to grab one cheek in each hand and proceed to rip their glutes apart. And while their butthole skin is being slightly torn and they yelp in pain I quickly sink in the rear naked poke for the finish
 
It's not illegal in any rules that I've read, but I figure you'll get exactly one use out of it before they update rulebook.
 
Between this thread and the Gracie Academy one, it's feeling a lot like Yahoo Answers: Grappling Edition.
 
Wow....Slow day around the office?....

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That's how I do my double over half guard pass. Pretty sure I've torn a couple peoples' starfishes.
 
LMAO great responses to a total shit post. Thanks for the entertainment.
 
oldschool technique known as the 'goatse'
 
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