This is some serious bullshit.
For anyone who doesn't know, the McRib just sporadically pops up around the US for limited engagements. There's no announcement; it just shows up for a little while at certain locations and then disappears again.
It is also delicious.
There's a McDonalds by my house and the last time I found the McRib there was seriously like 2014 or so some shit like that. That's four fucking years ago!
There's a website called the McRib Locator that tries to help people find this tasty sandwich:
http://mcriblocator.com/map.html
But the closest location that supposedly has it is in California and the last time it was seen anywhere in Utah was way down south, almost a year ago!
Fuck you, McDonalds! I want my goddamn McRib!