I'm the ugliest man on Earth, AMA

[PancraseForever]

I am literally the ugliest man to ever live on the face of this planet. Every single gene in my body is defective, even internally my thyroid function is fucked and I am on medication for life. I got every bad gene from every family member and missed all of their good ones.

There is honestly nobody uglier than me. Even people who might seem ugly are often more symmetrical and just less "deformed" looking even if they are legit deformed. My face doesn't look like it's actually humanly possible.

 

[Only Here for Attachments]

Do you have pics?

 

[Dick]

Pics or delete thread motherfucker.

 

[Anung Un Rama]

If your face was a country, which country would its borders resemble the most?

 

[Anung Un Rama]

And beauty is truly on the inside, sherbro. Not everybody will see it, but if you love yourself and show great character its not a deal breaker.

 

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[Te Huna Matata]

What was the hardest part about playing Dr. Strange?

 

[MadSquabbles500]

What was the hardest part about playing Dr. Strange?

Come now, eggs benedict cumberbun is not that bad looking.

 

[RockstarChris]

Ban TS for personal insults against a forum member.

 

[Te Huna Matata]

Come now, eggs benedict cumberbun is not that bad looking.

He looks like his face died 12 years ago but no one told him.

 

[Seano]

I am literally the ugliest man to ever live on the face of this planet. Every single gene in my body is defective, even internally my thyroid function is fucked and I am on medication for life. I got every bad gene from every family member and missed all of their good ones.

There is honestly nobody uglier than me. Even people who might seem ugly are often more symmetrical and just less "deformed" looking even if they are legit deformed. My face doesn't look like it's actually humanly possible.

It doesn't really matter. I'm not a good looking dude either, and I've done just fine.

 

[MadSquabbles500]

He looks like his face died 12 years ago but no one told him.

You are right. His upper face does not ever move. Not even a twitch. But he still is not that ugly.

 

[JAEGERX]

there is no way you are uglier than sarah jessica parker or woody allen or tarantino

 

[irish_thug]

Take it to the OT for better responses.

 

[splendica]

Sorry to hear, don't be down on yourself.

 

[Mondo Freaks]

who is your favorite golfer?

 

[dembones22]

I am literally the ugliest man to ever live on the face of this planet. Every single gene in my body is defective, even internally my thyroid function is fucked and I am on medication for life. I got every bad gene from every family member and missed all of their good ones.

There is honestly nobody uglier than me. Even people who might seem ugly are often more symmetrical and just less "deformed" looking even if they are legit deformed. My face doesn't look like it's actually humanly possible.

If you were a dog you would be coveted and have your own fanbase on instagram. But alas, you made the mistake of being a human being. I hear they are doing amazing things in Korea, Provided you dont mind looking like a real life Anime charachter...

They even turned this horribly disfigured gringo into a real life peekachu.

cheers.

 

[Jack Reacheround]

there is no way you are uglier than sarah jessica parker or woody allen or tarantino

Oh, dude. No man could be uglier than Quentin Tarantino. And SJP is super fucking ugly too.


I want pics TS.

 

[FierceRedBelt]

So you'll never be a model.

Good news is there's plenty of other cool shit to do; even if it doesn't involve sexual attention. Get a hobby or a even better find something interesting that you can generate money doing.

 

[FierceRedBelt]

Oh, dude. No man could be uglier than Quentin Tarantino. And SJP is super fucking ugly too.


I want pics TS.

His jew broad is smoking hot.