Incoming Ballistic Missile to Hawaii (Update: Nah)

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  1. Fawlty

    Fawlty radical centrist

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    What the fuck
     
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    Dumbshit pressing shit without reading or the fucking computer was bogged down with porno or malware and you click and it doesn't respond so you keep clicking, but the click registered on something else unintendedly.
     
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    They probably got their "intel" from fake news FOX News or some dumbshit speculating shit. We've seen this happen before. Is normal with them fucktards.
     
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    They say HI is lower risk because an inaccurate missile could more likely hit a larger target like the mainland.

    What we need is all those computer, internet, bitcoin billionaires to use their wealth to develop effective anti-missile defense before doing ultra rich tourist tours of Mars.
     
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    I wonder if it has to do with recent legalized medicinal marijuana. Dumb enough to fuck up and dumb enough to not give a shit to sent a correction until fucking 38 minutes later. If it was in NK, the fucktard would be executed via anti-air guns.
     
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    Maybe there was some shift change procedure during an exercise that required the system to be "live" in some way, that an incoming employee was not aware of, and continued with a "live" system thinking it was in exercise condition. That's the only way I can reconcile that, and I've definitely seen that sort of thing happen in military exercises, so it could make sense.
     
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    I now have a good understanding of what Japan feels like, except Japan is now used to the fucking missiles flying over them.
     
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    I was too busy trying to find TV or website news confirmation it was either a hack or brain fart false alarm. CNN reported some local officials contacted the military to learn it was false and the asshole didn't bother to let us all know ASAP.

    From previous missile launches, I know Wil Ripley in NK from CNN would report it minutes after it launched.
     
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    The fucked up thing is I thought I knew how to call up the notification on the iPhone when I didn't catch it live, but it didn't work. Other stupid iPhone shit is easily found.
     
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    Some panelist on CNN said even then when you do a test, you put "TEST" in the fucking message.
     
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    Lol that happens here as well in the summer. People go hiking without enough water and need to be rescued pretty often, camelback mountain for example.
     
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    What an embarrassment. Kim Dong Dong is probably having a good laugh over this one.
     
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    as the conservatives here say

    "shit thread DUMP!!!!!!"
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    :)<GinJuice>
     
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    Should have told her your were gonna go out wearing her legs as a necklace

    <{ohyeah}>
     
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    .....So -How many preppers are currently holed up in their private bunkers, refusing to believe the desinformation of it being a Snafu, and just refusing to come out?
     
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    The planes are already in the air to drop some bombs on Honolulu, imo. He doesn't like to be outdone, nor does he understand anything.
     
  18. andnowweknow

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    Just about believable unfortunately...
     
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    I was legit laughing out loud at this. Tell your wife she's awesome.
     
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    Duck and cover!
     

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