Incoming Ballistic Missile to Hawaii (Update: Nah)

The news said today the employees are getting death threats and the brain farter is getting reassigned.

The news also showed a richer family putting their kids into their nice basement built around WWII days. No need for manholes for them.


Remember that Brendan Frazer blast in the past? Dam time to make a sequel!
 
KHON TV news just reported contrary to Saturday's excuse re: needing mainland fed approval to issue a correction, FEMA approval was NOT required to use the IPAWS cellphone system and their manual from years ago says they don't need approval to send a correction and suggested they have a preset correction button ready to go. Now the story changed to they weren't seeking approval but asking for advice.

Also reported was HI is one of a very few states where there's only one agency that applied to use the IPAWS message system and in other states numerous gov't agencies applied for the ability to use the system including police.
 
In the few minutes, what will you do? Here's what Pornhub showed...

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@Cubo de Sangre
 
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Here’s the full graphic. In defense of humanity, there was actually a striking 77% dip after the missle alert went out. Most people actually stopped masturbating to do something else with what were potentially their last minutes on earth

At 8:45 the false alarm went out, and then at 9:01 it peaked at 48% more users in and getting some extra relief lol

Or the ones who had stopped masturbating logged back in to take care of some unfinished business
 
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Here’s the full graphic. In defense of humanity, there was actually a striking 77% dip after the missle alert went out. Most people actually stopped masturbating to do something else with what were potentially their last minutes on earth

At 8:45 the false alarm went out, and then at 9:01 it peaked at 48% more users in and getting some extra relief lol

Or the ones who had stopped masturbating logged back in to take care of some unfinished business


Thanks for restoring my faith in humanity.
 
Man o man.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/human-error-inadequate-safeguards-blamed-162153888.html

Hawaii's emergency management leader has resigned and a state employee who sent an alert falsely warning of an incoming ballistic missile has been fired, officials said Tuesday, weeks after the mistake caused widespread panic.

Hawaii Emergency Management Agency Administrator Vern Miyagi stepped down Tuesday, state Adjutant General Maj. Gen. Joe Logan said. A second agency worker quit before disciplinary action was taken and another was being suspended without pay, Logan said in announcing results of an internal investigation.

The fallout came the same day the Federal Communications Commission revealed that the worker who pushed out the alert thought an actual attack was imminent. It was the first indication the Jan. 13 alert was purposely sent, adding another level of confusion to the misstep that left residents and tourists believing their lives were about to end.

The state emergency agency worker believed the attack was real because of a mistake in how the drill was initiated during a shift change, the FCC said in a report. The worker said he didn't hear the word "exercise" repeated six times even though others clearly heard it.

There was no requirement to double-check with a colleague or get a supervisor's approval before sending the blast to cellphones, TV and radio stations statewide, the agency said.

The employee heard a recorded message that began by saying "exercise, exercise, exercise" — the script for a drill, the FCC said. Then the recording used language that is typically used for a real threat, not a drill: "this is not a drill." The recording ended by saying "exercise, exercise, exercise."

Once the employee sent the false alert, he was directed to send a cancel message but instead "just sat there and didn't respond," according to the state's report on its internal investigation. Later, another employee took over the computer and sent the correction because the worker "seemed confused."
 
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Here’s the full graphic. In defense of humanity, there was actually a striking 77% dip after the missle alert went out. Most people actually stopped masturbating to do something else with what were potentially their last minutes on earth

At 8:45 the false alarm went out, and then at 9:01 it peaked at 48% more users in and getting some extra relief lol

Or the ones who had stopped masturbating logged back in to take care of some unfinished business

I'm guessing the "Asian bombshells" genre is enjoyable again once the missiles warning from Asia is cancelled.
 
CNN reported that the fucktard button pusher was known to often get confused. Reminds me of quite a few former co-workers. Retarded or drug addicts?
 
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