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Discussion in 'Mayberry Lounge' started by Jake the Muss, Mar 12, 2018.
I'll answer the last one - no. Or at least I can vouch that you can go - at least - four years with balls evolving through various shades of blue (all the way to necrotic black) and come out (hrhrhrhr) fine on the other side (college wasn't exactly packed with action for me).
You have to push on the base and clinch with your thighs. I would've lifted up, but I wasn't wearing a belt. Desperate times calls for desperate measures.
You don't need a belt just the section that has the loops work. I was just using belt line as a general term. Also wear a condom.
44 posts in and no pics or gtfo.
I'm losing faith in humanity.
Do it but jimmy up . Latinas pop out kids like nuthin . Unless you want a baby’s mama . But you won’t listen . You’ll raw dog all up in it u dirty buzzard .
I remember my frotteurism with the maid but that was when i was 15.
Yeah just do it what's the worst thing that could happen
Christ, has no one yet requested pics?
What the hell is wrong with y'all?
Also TS, it's fine to bang your cleaning lady. However, it is definitely not fine to feel the need to sell approval and permission from random dudes on an MMA forum.
If I pull an Arnold, I am going to name my love child Joseph or Josephine:
Lol @ hiding boners. One of the easiest blowies I ever got was by just walking into the bathroom while my ex was taking a bath and smacking her in the face with it. They love that shit. Do it.
I think she knows where I keep my condoms.
Hopefully she doesn't tamper with them, and my toothbrush, pillowcase, food, etc.
This could be a really bad idea. @UFC=Pride
Thinly vailed brag comment
I really did bone my housekeeper when i worked at a hotel. She was a hot little latina that was about 36 and spoke no english. Her friend asked me if I wanted to meet her in a room to "talk". Went to the room to her lying on the bed and she just walked up and started kissing me. Not one word. I went to put a condom on and she said "no more babies". I was pretty questionable but you know damn well I didnt wear a rubber. Continued banging her for a while after work and while working would go on runs to "check the internet box" in the room she would be in. Eventually I found out she was married (getting divorced) and one of the maintence guys wanted to kill me cause the whiteboy boned the hot latina.
10/10 though would bang again.
Are you sure she didn’t say UNDERside of desk?
literally none of this happened.
but to the subject, you have a woman that would undoubtedly like to rise above her current status, and you should totally have sex with her and give her leverage over you. what a spectacular idea
My wife is my housekeeper.
You are right.
If it ever leaked, it would definitely be a neighborhood scandal.
Pray for me brother.