Is it a bad idea to bone your housekeeper?

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  1. MikeMcMann

    MikeMcMann Red Belt

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    oh no baby. You are her one and only true love!

    lol, wtf?
     
  2. KONG-D'SNT-TAP

    KONG-D'SNT-TAP Titanium Belt

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    It’s only bad if she’s ugly
     
  3. Eazy123

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  4. choke you

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    No no no.......noooooo
     
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  5. choke you

    choke you strangulation belt

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    Fuck, you beat me to it lol
     
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    Give her one dude, don't be such a weak cunt.
     
  7. CodeBreaker

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    I remember the maid I got pregnant... shouldn't have read this
     
  8. hiphopnazi

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    4 pages with no photo.
    This isn't Africa, you phone has a camera!
     
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  9. Jesus X

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    you are going to get metoo'd
     
  10. Z3N Gambler

    Z3N Gambler Purple Belt

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    Pull a Louis c.k
     
  11. ralphc1

    ralphc1 Steel Belt Platinum Member

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    So you don't get to bone your housekeeper?
     
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  12. ShinkanPo

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    Lmao!!

    Hey Steve have you been to any latin American country? Is it true that house maids there are hot?


    I remember when Telenovekas were a hit I see the women who is depicted to be from the slums still looks hot and super bangable!
     
  13. steve38

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    haha....never as hot as on the novelas. In Costa Rica they were mostly Nicaraguan and cute, but not hot. I had a buddy that had two, and was getting blamed for both of them being preggy. lol. One had given him an std also. Guy were literally putting ads in the Tico Times back then looking for a maid, and if they didn't let him bang, they were fired. haha
     
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  14. TheWorm

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    Did it though? Pretty sure he lost millions in the divorce such that he had to return to acting, but isn’t doing anything good anymore.

    If there was one good thing to come out of it is that Arnold finally produced a worthy heir.

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  15. Son of Werdum

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    Is this really that difficult? Bang her fertile ass.

    If things get weird fire her and hire another housekeeper. Is she the only one in the state or something?
     
  16. ralphc1

    ralphc1 Steel Belt Platinum Member

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    I had a job offer to go to Argentina in the 1980s shortly after the Falklands war to oversee setup and operation of some machinery on a 3 year contract. The job included a house and housekeeper to cook clean and take care of all of my needs.
     
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    Stick it in her meat pie soft.. let it harden... and listen to the bones crack...
     
  18. Rod1

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    Yeah, ill say a worthy heir is a worth a few millions.
     
  19. Robocok

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    Can you provide an update similarly descriptive to the first post along with a pic of the housekeeper? You can blur out her face but I'd like to see her wide hips and thick ass.
     
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  20. Mariah Larry

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    Tip, sure why not. Just the tip? Careful, John. Be careful.
     

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