Jamie Foxx accused of slapping woman in the face.....with his penis

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How should you slap a woman?

  1. With your hand

  2. With your penis

  3. You shouldn't slap a woman

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  1. Moretti

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  2. Zer

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    Confirmed white woman. Foxx can play the race card if this gets out of hand. Everyone be cool
     
  3. Horse Style

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    What was her face doing next to his crotch?
     
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    Lol'd @ "mustard up the courage"
     
  5. Moretti

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    Hes black so she was probably standing on the other side of the room
     
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    I'd have a hard time getting a girl in my range
     
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    Sounds like a lie or an exaggeration. A panic attack from being turkey slapped? Get the fuck outta here
     
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  9. GearSolidMetal

    GearSolidMetal I'm here to chew bubblegum and bang your mom. Platinum Member

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    It wasn't.

    <TheWire1>
     
  10. RerouteToRemain

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    Did it leave a visible mushroom stamp?
     
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  11. bandicoot

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    Not sure if you knew this, but the average black mans junk is around 4 feet long.

    Simple science bro.
     
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    Not sure if true but this does nothing but good things for his street cred.
     
  13. Moretti

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    Pretty sure Howard Stern outed him as a closet homosexual
     
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  14. MikeMcMann

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    Really?

    I know he always said he would do Oprah even when she was at her biggest.
     
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    "I got a shitload of stuff on Jamie, which isn’t a lot of fun. Even the name ‘Jamie Foxx’ — it’s interesting he chose the name Jamie…. I don’t dislike the guy, he’s a very talented guy. I’m not taking that away from him. He seems to be in some bizarre thing where wants to start in with me so he can get some attention for his channel on ‘The Foxxhole’ — which is an interesting name, too, about the ‘hole.’ I wonder which ‘hole’ they’re referring to. How many holes are in Jamie? He’s got an ass, and he’s got a mouth. And I don’t know what he does with them…. I’m not gonna open up the next can of worms. Jamie can say what he wants because no ones going to hear it anyway. Jamie’s got enough shit to deal with. It ain’t a bed of roses. Let’s put it that way…."
     
  17. Zer

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    He could be like the black Zorro. Foxxo
     
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    Black men have the big dong
     
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    Steamin' Willie Beamin keeps the girls creamin.
     
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    I did that to my girlfriend in high school. Thanks for bringing back the good memories ts
     

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