Lady Catches a Little Bird & Puts it in a Bag (Dinner?)

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  1. Uptown Swinger

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    In a van with yo bitch wIt both hands on her tits!
    This made me kind of sad - but then again - I'm not a vegetarian.

     
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    I've seen some of my guys do that. Birds, iguanas, you name it. If it's breathing and they can catch it, it's becoming a meal.
     
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    If she wants to eat that shit, have at it.
     
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    BisexualMMA Don't Put My Name in the Name of Steroids!

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    poor lady is gonna get the herps now.
     
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    If it was a rat, would anyone care?
    Because that's what English sparrows are, flying rats. Only problem I have is she only took one. That's only one bite. At least take enough for a meal.
     
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    Organic Damage Dancing on the ashes of the World

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    Sparrow? Meh, plenty more where that came from.
     
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    OMGstreetfight I like money

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    She couldn't even get a swallow? Amateur...
     
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    Would
     
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    Something about a gag reflex...
     

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