I'd say try to keep up, but clearly you aren't qualified for that task. The thread is titled Lake Monsters, and just like I was laughing at BearGrounds for it, I'm laughing at you for not knowing what thread you're in.
That's adorable from a little boy who believes in fairytales and doesn't understand the difference between a loch and a lake.
Um, it's definitely NOT a made up creature who supposedly lives in A LOCH, not a lake. I don't need search anything to know the LOCH-ness monster isn't thought to live in a lake. But hey what do I know, I'm just a guy who actually made it through grade school....
Is this a result of most gullible idiots like you being unable to tell the difference between lochs and lakes?
But yeah, makes total sense. The most famous lake monster doesn't live in a lake. Damn dude you totally got me! If only I believed in monsters and didn't understand how to classify bodies of water, I could be cool like you....
To be condescending you first have to accomplish the minor task of not being cartoonishly stupid.
When you get there, let me know, I'll help you out with the rest.