Let's create the most awesome action film ever

[OverCoronavirus Pressure]

Bring out the "...and then, and then..." kid in you.

Okay. Okay. Our film stars Arnold in his prime, right? Big muscles, big explosions. He's... uh... an ex military guy. And then...

 

[trolololol]

...falls into a downward spiral of prostitution and heroin addiction...

 

[Johnson]

Already been done.



Runs a little too long but is epic as fuck.

 

[OverCoronavirus Pressure]

...falls into a downward spiral of prostitution and heroin addiction...

But then his sergeant, who taught him everything he knows, looks him up to... uh, rescue someone.
Or capture someone.

 

[loyalyolayal]

...falls into a downward spiral of prostitution and heroin addiction...

We're not doing your bio pic.

 

[OverCoronavirus Pressure]

And then we cast a hotlady for the love interest. Which bitch?
Morgan Fairchild?

 

[Johnson]

And then we cast a hotlady for the love interest. Which bitch?
Morgan Fairchild?

Lea Thompson.

 

[OverCoronavirus Pressure]

Lea Thompson.

Kind of a sweety for an action flick though.
Still, great stuff and a good actress.

 

[Johnson]

Kind of a sweety for an action flick though.
Still, great stuff and a good actress.

If you get down with a duck you’re good in my book.

 

[OverCoronavirus Pressure]

If you get down with a duck you’re good in my book.

It's like poetry, it rhymes

 

[FacePunch]

Oh, you mean Kung Fury?

 

[OverCoronavirus Pressure]

You say that like it's something I've seen or heard of

 

[Johnson]

You say that like it's something I've seen or heard of

It's a movie the gheys and people with vaginas think is cool.

Just rewatch John Matrix eat green berets for breakfast and whip ass. Masterbating to commando is possibly the straightest, manliest thing ever.

 

[OverCoronavirus Pressure]

It's a movie the gheys and people with vaginas think is cool.

Just rewatch John Matrix eat green berets for breakfast and whip ass. Masterbating to commando is possibly the straightest, manliest thing ever.

If it weren't for the greatest film ever, Predator,I would agree

 

[Bestonian]

Bio film of Mark Hunto, there you go.

 

[LukeSkyrocker]

It should be something about “One man.... in a world...”.

 

[RollSonnenRoll]

The car

 

[LEGS MAHONEY]

And then Arnolds character is suddenly replaced by Jaden Smith as the star

 

[Mark Cutting]

Too late...already been done

 

[astrozician]

And then we cast a hotlady for the love interest. Which bitch?
Morgan Fairchild?

You're about 30 years too late.