Liquefying the dead.

In death, I shall become the Smoothie King.
 
I'm all for it if I can bathe in them and regain my youth.
 
Do they intend to sell that shit in soda cans or what?
 
At some point, you can't bury everyone and make all land areas graveyards.
 
Don't care what happens to my body once I'm done with it. Cremate it, liquify it, or use it for research? All good. Prefer it to be stuffed and mounted over a crazy ex gfs fireplace though.
 
I'm fine with being liquified, if that liquid is then made into a tube of that gel the gynocologists use on their speculums. That way I'll be getting up in new pussy long after my death.
 
Why can't we just hog tie the dead bodies, pop them in the oven at 240 for 8 hours with regular basting, invite the family around and eat the dead with a nice glass of red wine?
 
So they can be fed intravenously to the living?

No thanks.

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