Florida Man screams at neighbors because his testicles hurt; death threats

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BLOTTER: Man screams at neighbors because his testicles hurt

A 32-year-old man was arrested after screaming at his neighbors and threatening to kill them because his testicles were hurting.

According to an arrest report from the Walton County Sheriff’s Office, on June 10 a caller reported a white man was “on drugs and threatening to kill the neighbors with a gun.” Deputies responded and made contact the man while he was walking on the road.

The man was soaked from sweat, according to the report, and told police his testicles were hurting. He said he thought he had parasites from swimming in the creek.

An officer asked him what happened at Cook Road, and he said he was yelling and cursing because his testicles were hurting. He said he was trying to use his neighbors’ phones, but they wouldn’t let him. He was “apologetic” for cursing and screaming, according to the report.

Police found his phone crushed in the middle of the road from where he had apparently thrown it down earlier.

I like the way this man solves problems, tbh.
 
I let a fat tweaker on a greyhound who was praying to Satan and had a pentagram tattoo use my phone because I wanted to avoid a situation just like this.
 
I think he took the appropriate action. Neighbors should be jailed for not allowing him to use their phones.
 
Florida man does *blank*.


This should be common knowledge by now.
 
I can relate. I've been a real asshole on Sherdog Forums when my testicles were hurting
 
Or have testicles.

Oof

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That's me in the front right
 
Neighbors busting his balls not letting him use their phones
 
I let a fat tweaker on a greyhound who was praying to Satan and had a pentagram tattoo use my phone because I wanted to avoid a situation just like this.

You should have checked his testicles, imo. Like the lion with the thorn in his paw, he might have rewarded you with some meth.
 
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