Man walks in on his wife and the mechanic....dead of carbon monoxide poisoning

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  1. sangreporsangre

    sangreporsangre Gold Belt

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    https://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/loc...de-poisoning-garage-new-jersey-487794121.html

    What a crazy story, it seems more like something they put out on April Fools day, or something that happened in Florida. The husband be like:

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  2. Dusty Rhodes

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    What if he got back home from a night with his side piece ....

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  3. Tone C

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    Really, he found them screwing, gassed them, and called the cops.
     
  6. JJSBUR

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    hillelslovak87 Silver Belt

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    Now this is pod racing!!!
    What if the husband's side piece was also the mechanic?
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  8. Kraysla

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    I guess that eases the mourning a bit.
     
  9. JJSBUR

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    What a horrible way to find out your wife is cheating.
     
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  11. bushman505

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    ...or.....or.....and I’m just saying.....but maybe it’s the BEST way to find out your wife is cheating.


    Divorces, heartbreak, dividing of the estate, kids....fuck, hopefully there aren’t kids involved...all that this = $$$....
     
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    That's the joke.
     
  13. loyalyolayal

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    So a sherdogger?
     
  14. SmilinDesperado

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    Walk into the garage to see 2 people fucking in the car. Oh you crazy kids. Is that my son getting some ass?
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    Oh shit...That's my wife...and the Jiffy Lube owner! And they aren't moving. Oh my god. My wife is dead.
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    Wait a minute...this bitch is cheating on me...with THIS guy? But she's dead....<DCWhoa>
    Im fucking free!
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    Yes. Her being dead is so much better, especially if they have kids. Good call moron.
     
  16. bushman505

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    From a legal standpoint.....,yeah it’s better. And please refrain from the name calling, it makes you seem crude, rude and poor.
     
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  17. Jesus X

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    one could say the sex was............breathtaking.

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    God acts in mysterious ways. Looking out for our homie!
     
  19. Michaelangelo

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    sounds like a CSI episode
     
  20. Doomer

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    Husband should be happy and not one reason to be sad. Good for him.
     
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