Man walks in on his wife and the mechanic....dead of carbon monoxide poisoning

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  1. nostradumbass

    nostradumbass Gold Belt

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    Sounds like about the best way to find out your wife is cheating. No divorce, not even an argument.

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    Man that sucks, you find out your wife is cheating on you with an old guy and he's not even rich.
     
  4. Cubo de Sangre

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    Hands up everyone who's thought about saving a buck by having the wife blow a handyman or two?


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    If the car is running and the AC is on, the default position is for fresh air on most cars, not recirculate.
    That means that without hitting the recirculate button on the controls , the ac evaporator box is drawing air from the vents at the base of the windshield by the wipers.

     
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    If you can’t find the humour in a man killing his family and himself, I just feel sorry for you.

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    Isn’t one of the symptoms of carbon monoxide poisoning intense headaches. If I get a headache while fucking my dick is like nope.
     
  8. TheWorm

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    Really? For me, sex is one thing that will temporarily relieve headache pain, but only during the act. As soon as I’m done, like within 5 seconds of orgasm, the headache comes roaring back with extra intensity for about 30 seconds or so. It’s like nutting during a bad headache makes my head feel like it’s going to explode.
     
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  9. Squint Eastwood

    Squint Eastwood DESERVE

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    Diesel engine?

    CAUSE IT SOUNDS LIKE THEY WENT OUT WITH A BANG.
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  10. Po

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    Best way or horrible way?

    Dammit someone beat me
     
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  11. Po

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    Nailed it!!!
     
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    It’s already a movie...

     
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    I'd probably end up owing them more money...
     
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    Only minus the wife and then it's a sherdogger
     
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    There was an obnoxious guy who used to park his Aston Martin in front of my ex gf's house. He would park it there and then walk a half block to an old man's house where we assume he did sweaty things for money.

    Anyways, we put a note on the car asking him to not park there and he ignored it. We were pretty close to pouring fish sauce on his windshield vents but decided to put a pissy note on his wiper instead. We thought we were anonymous. Anyways I found that note back on my car the next day. Man its a good thing we didn't do the fish sauce cause we would have ruined that car.
     
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  16. loyalyolayal

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    "Wife"
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    LEGS MAHONEY genetically modified man shark

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    well on the bright side the cars fixed for free and he can get a new wifebork1}
     
  18. ElKarlo

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    And change it to mom walks in on son and mechanic dead.
    Dude blow up dolls, we sherdoggers have moved on from that. Pillow case wife ftw
     
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    Sucks to be the husband having to find it in such a manner. They just couldn't wait till the work was done? must have really been in love, lol. Can't say she wasn't resourceful, paying with mother nature's credit card.

    Is this qualified as poor people's problems? were they oppressed in making these kinds of decisions? I used to live in poor areas and these kinds of things came up a lot. Things normal people wouldn't be caught into, poor people just can't seem to escape. Shocking things become more common place.
     
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  20. sniper

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    She should not have been having sex with the mechanic in the parking garage in exchange for auto detail. That was the wrong thing to do.
     

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