My gf calls me daddy

Dude just the thumbnail has me fighting back laughter

That vid was fucking hilarious

"IM NOT YOUR PAPI!!"
"ok papi."

Yeah, it’s a classic. From the cop’s holding the gun sideways, to the perp who tells him I can just go home right now.

“Don’t call me papi, again.”

“Okay, papi”. The cop then just stairs at him.

Unintentional yet epic trolling.
 
You know what will really throw her? When she calls you daddy, start saying "oh yeah, son. You like that, son?"
Edit: my assumption is this is happening during sex.
 
Disturbing, like calling your girlfriend “baby” or even worse, “baby girl”. Gross.
 
I feel sorry for you if you're not fucking a girl with daddy issues.

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Bunch of girls in the gayberry. "Oh dont call me daddy call me bf.." smh these betas
 
The last girl I was with called me this

We are no longer seeing o ne another
 
Spanish girls say this a lot.

I don't wanna be called daddy or say ma, to a girl. That makes me think of my parents. Gross.
It's different when Spanish girls say it because they usually say "papi" which is a word they use very loosely.. A lot of Spanish women refer to their male kids as "papi" as an example.
 
She's thinking of you as the future father of her child and talking like it.
 
i never understood this. i've never had a chick tell me that, but it would creep me out. i'd imagine that her dad did something sexual to her, so when you're being sexual with her, it would remind her of her dad. some disgusting places that thought-process can lead you to.
 
Had an extramarital relationship with a young women who was willing to try anal but objected to me using the lords name in vain whilst this was occurring. Kind of ruined it.

It isn't nice to judge what comes out of someone's mouth during copulation.
 
Its disturbing as hell, when a chick does that, I remember watching some amateur porn video of this thick white girl getting banged out by a ghetto black dude with a mask on and she had her legs up over his shoulders and he was going deep and she said fuck me Daddy, please Daddy fuck me, take care of me

and I was like wtf, this chick has some daddy issues, gross. the funny part of that video was the black dude started going limp when she said that and he told her just to suck him off.
 
Its disturbing as hell, when a chick does that, I remember watching some amateur porn video of this thick white girl getting banged out by a ghetto black dude with a mask on and she had her legs up over his shoulders and he was going deep and she said fuck me Daddy, please Daddy fuck me, take care of me

and I was like wtf, this chick has some daddy issues, gross. the funny part of that video was the black dude started going limp when she said that and he told her just to suck him off.

Well, I’m hard.
 
i never understood this. i've never had a chick tell me that, but it would creep me out. i'd imagine that her dad did something sexual to her, so when you're being sexual with her, it would remind her of her dad. some disgusting places that thought-process can lead you to.
yea its disturbing, I heard most womens top search on porn sites are Rape Fantasy
 
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