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I had quite the Sun-day, fellow sherdogger
I made the unfortunate mistake of disposing of both my girlfriend and my own's car keys. leaving us both with no vehicle.
Where were these items? I thought to myself, while perusing the local paper (yes, I read). I spent roughly 6 hours looking for them, as I had company over and was wildly gesticulating the entire time. I am known for my bombastic gestures, and the keys could have been anywhere. Behind a plant, under a novel, anywhere.
I ventured outside, as perhaps I had dropped them in a nearby vase by mistake. My neighbor was relieving their dog of waste and I ventured a conversation.
:"hello, how goes it? you have not seen one or perhaps two sets of car keys have you?"
"I dont know bro, hope you didnt throw them away by accident."
i didn't respond, simply wandered off muttering to myself. I returned to my domicile, eager to begin work again searching. I searched not simply the first closet, but also the second,, third, and quaternary. No luck.
:"what the deuce?" I said to myslef aloud, while searching for these car keys. perhaps that peasant is right! I will inspect the gar-bag!"
I went downstair again to investigate the waste recepticle. It was of an oblong shape, so I had to dirty myself and climb into it. there was much garbage juice, and several unusual pieces of meat i did not remember discarding. yet i continued to dig, my efforts growing more profound by the hour. at last! soliloquiy!
great success! i found my set of keys! yet the girlfriend's remain... hidden.... from sight....
i return upstairs.
"what the heck!?" I gasp. where are these accursed items? I inspect the upstairs garbage receptacple- nothing. I renew my search, and find nothing. THe sicth hour draws near, I have been searching for a quarter of a day and am not finished. I return outside. I again inspect the outside garbage receptacle, and find little but more garbage. I flip it upside down, and begin to inspect the contents in a scientific manner.
a light pops into my head! a fluttering emotion, much like being admitted to heaven in your underpants! i have found the second set of keys! great success!
have you ever had a day like i just experienced?
I made the unfortunate mistake of disposing of both my girlfriend and my own's car keys. leaving us both with no vehicle.
Where were these items? I thought to myself, while perusing the local paper (yes, I read). I spent roughly 6 hours looking for them, as I had company over and was wildly gesticulating the entire time. I am known for my bombastic gestures, and the keys could have been anywhere. Behind a plant, under a novel, anywhere.
I ventured outside, as perhaps I had dropped them in a nearby vase by mistake. My neighbor was relieving their dog of waste and I ventured a conversation.
:"hello, how goes it? you have not seen one or perhaps two sets of car keys have you?"
"I dont know bro, hope you didnt throw them away by accident."
i didn't respond, simply wandered off muttering to myself. I returned to my domicile, eager to begin work again searching. I searched not simply the first closet, but also the second,, third, and quaternary. No luck.
:"what the deuce?" I said to myslef aloud, while searching for these car keys. perhaps that peasant is right! I will inspect the gar-bag!"
I went downstair again to investigate the waste recepticle. It was of an oblong shape, so I had to dirty myself and climb into it. there was much garbage juice, and several unusual pieces of meat i did not remember discarding. yet i continued to dig, my efforts growing more profound by the hour. at last! soliloquiy!
great success! i found my set of keys! yet the girlfriend's remain... hidden.... from sight....
i return upstairs.
"what the heck!?" I gasp. where are these accursed items? I inspect the upstairs garbage receptacple- nothing. I renew my search, and find nothing. THe sicth hour draws near, I have been searching for a quarter of a day and am not finished. I return outside. I again inspect the outside garbage receptacle, and find little but more garbage. I flip it upside down, and begin to inspect the contents in a scientific manner.
a light pops into my head! a fluttering emotion, much like being admitted to heaven in your underpants! i have found the second set of keys! great success!
have you ever had a day like i just experienced?