My uncle Pete Galvano embarrassed our family by trying UFC Sh!t

Did you know your Uncle Pete started TRT about a month back?at 49 now he feels like he's 30 again and wanted to test himself against one of the baddest men Middlesex County has to offer, War Uncle Pete... a true ctrl-alt-del badass.
 
Macalpinerules said:
I'm putting my uncle on blast. Pete Galvano of Woodbridge NJ. He's always been a loser and has always been a drag on our family. My father has done nothing but try to help him get his shit together but the guy just doesn't know how to do anything but fuck up. And this past weekend he did it again. My sister got married and had her reception at our parents house. Of course there was lots of drinking. Particularly my uncle Pete went overboard as usual. When he got sufficiently drunk he started going into one of his classic drunken rambles. In this case it was incipherable nonsense about Trump and how you're not a real American if you don't support him bla bla bla. My sister's father in law got annoyed and told Pete to tone it down because kids were listening and the guests were not enjoying his views. Pete being the big stinky dick he's always been shot back with "fuck you, deez nutz, got eeem" (Pete is 49 by the way). At this point my Sister's father in law had enough and stood up to Pete. They shot words back and forth and then things got physical. I don't know who hit who first, but I clearly saw Pete's retarded ass jump into guard and secure a standing guillotine on my sister's father in law. Shit was super tight and the dude was turning grape-purple. My uncle is a loser but i have to admit that the smoothness of the guard pull and the accuracy of the guillotine were savage AF, it's like the best thing he's done in his entire miserable life. Me and my cousins managed to get Pete off the guy and his wife verbally scorched him in front of everyone. She told him he was not allowed to watch UFC anymore and if he doesn't find a job before the month is out she's leaving with the kids.

So there you have it. Pete Galvano of Woodbridge NJ, unemployed wannabe UFC fighter.

And for you SJWs who might say that I shouldn't put my own uncle on blast how about be shouldn't have ruined my sister's wedding and assaulted her father in law? How about he shouldn't act like a 12 year old watching UFC and trying to use the moves in real life? How about he's a fake ass Damian Maia pulling guard on strangers?
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http://forums.sherdog.com/threads/im-putting-my-nephew-on-blast.3463171/

.....hmmmmm......
 
RealMadridMMA said:
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you're so fucking savy with that gif realmadrid. i love how instead of just leaving the post you go ahead and post that fucking awesome and HILARIOUS gif, you sure are one unpredictable and original dude. most def dropping you a like for that one, stud.

and ts, that fucking post is A+ keep it coming.
 
iknowthefuture said:
you're so fucking savy with that gif realmadrid. i love how instead of just leaving the post you go ahead and post that fucking awesome and HILARIOUS gif, you sure are one unpredictable and original dude. most def dropping you a like for that one, stud.

and ts, that fucking post is A+ keep it coming.
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you mad :D
 
iknowthefuture said:
you're so fucking savy with that gif realmadrid. i love how instead of just leaving the post you go ahead and post that fucking awesome and HILARIOUS gif, you sure are one unpredictable and original dude. most def dropping you a like for that one, stud.

and ts, that fucking post is A+ keep it coming.
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iknowthefuture said:
so fucking hilarious and unexpected bro. you're a fucking fool for that one homie! too funny!!!!!!!!
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@Jehannum he's mad on an Internet forum

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iknowthefuture said:
you're so fucking savy with that gif realmadrid. i love how instead of just leaving the post you go ahead and post that fucking awesome and HILARIOUS gif, you sure are one unpredictable and original dude. most def dropping you a like for that one, stud.

and ts, that fucking post is A+ keep it coming.
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Fuck your uncle Pete bro, you should have put him in a choke yourself instead of standing there watching your sister's wedding go to shit lol.

But I have a few of those in my family so i feel you pain man .
 
So "UFC Discussion" can be used as a personal blog now.......got it
 
Macalpinerules said:
I'm putting my uncle on blast. Pete Galvano of Woodbridge NJ. He's always been a loser and has always been a drag on our family. My father has done nothing but try to help him get his shit together but the guy just doesn't know how to do anything but fuck up. And this past weekend he did it again. My sister got married and had her reception at our parents house. Of course there was lots of drinking. Particularly my uncle Pete went overboard as usual. When he got sufficiently drunk he started going into one of his classic drunken rambles. In this case it was incipherable nonsense about Trump and how you're not a real American if you don't support him bla bla bla. My sister's father in law got annoyed and told Pete to tone it down because kids were listening and the guests were not enjoying his views. Pete being the big stinky dick he's always been shot back with "fuck you, deez nutz, got eeem" (Pete is 49 by the way). At this point my Sister's father in law had enough and stood up to Pete. They shot words back and forth and then things got physical. I don't know who hit who first, but I clearly saw Pete's retarded ass jump into guard and secure a standing guillotine on my sister's father in law. Shit was super tight and the dude was turning grape-purple. My uncle is a loser but i have to admit that the smoothness of the guard pull and the accuracy of the guillotine were savage AF, it's like the best thing he's done in his entire miserable life. Me and my cousins managed to get Pete off the guy and his wife verbally scorched him in front of everyone. She told him he was not allowed to watch UFC anymore and if he doesn't find a job before the month is out she's leaving with the kids.

So there you have it. Pete Galvano of Woodbridge NJ, unemployed wannabe UFC fighter.

And for you SJWs who might say that I shouldn't put my own uncle on blast how about be shouldn't have ruined my sister's wedding and assaulted her father in law? How about he shouldn't act like a 12 year old watching UFC and trying to use the moves in real life? How about he's a fake ass Damian Maia pulling guard on strangers?
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You need to put more spaces in your post


This post should be like 10 paragraphs minimum

Sherdoggers won't read


It needs to be easy on the eyes.
 
Id like an invite to the next big family get together where uncle Pete will be there.
What're you guys doing for Super Bowl weekend?
 
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