My wife got a fidget spinner and I almost crashed my car and killed us both

[Clippy]

My wife got a pink one and was spinning it while I was driving. She's bad at it. At one point she spun it hard and lost control of it, it flew out of her hand and smacked me in the crotch. I gripped the wheel hard and swerved slightly but damn, these things are dangerous

She's not allowed to play with fidget spinners while I drive anymore.

We also got ones with leds in them and went out to the country late at night and spun them and freaked out cows

 

[DIABOLUS]

Those things are so fucking stupid. I can't believe there's actually a market for that crap. Literally does nothing.

 

[Clippy]

Those things are so fucking stupid. I can't believe there's actually a market for that crap. Literally does nothing.

They spin and come in different colours!

The possibilities are endless!!

 

[CargoKing]

I'd choke you to death for being so fucking dumb if we all hadn't missed you so darn much.

Asshole.

 

[Clippy]

I'd choke you to death for being so fucking dumb if we all hadn't missed you so darn much.

Asshole.

awwwww

 

[aldeniro78]

Are you guys autistic?

 

[Turtlejuice]

You should update your review to include this critical information.

Spoiler

 

[OverCoronavirus Pressure]

I'd choke you to death for being so fucking dumb if we all hadn't missed you so darn much.

Asshole.

Next time he almost dies we should kill him for it

 

[OverCoronavirus Pressure]

Are you guys autistic?

That's just artistic with a 'u'

 

[Clear Winner]

I remember when a guy I studied with got into pen spinning. At least that looks kind of impressive.

 

[lecter]

I know nothing about this fidget spinner craze but it seems to trigger a lot of people
why are people upset over other people buying toys?

 

[VulcanNervPinch]

We also got ones with leds in them and went out to the country late at night and spun them and freaked out cows

The cows were just freaked out because they thought you were going to violate them.



(sheep talk, you know)

 

[OverCoronavirus Pressure]

I know nothing about this fidget spinner craze but it seems to trigger a lot of people
why are people upset over other people buying toys?

What? Because FUCK toys

 

[Chesten_Hesten]

Wish I'd have invented those things. Money to be made.

 

[lecter]

What? Because FUCK toys

 

[Loiosh]

Next time he almost dies we should kill him for it

 

[Slobodan]

Oh @Clippy

 

[ralphc1]

Are you guys autistic?

http://forums.sherdog.com/threads/i-drew-guardians-of-the-galaxy-characters-at-montanas.3532013/

 

[Curmudgeon]

These are a thing? I made these things out of bearings the old man gave me to play with and and lego frames when I was like 4.

 

[MarloStanfield]

need pics of wife asap