My wife got a fidget spinner and I almost crashed my car and killed us both

[ConnorMacGregod]

that isn't the issue here ,the real issue is,what the hell is that stupid av @Clippy !

I thought it was a Turkey with a crown at first and then found it it was clipper with a crown and the background I am not sure what it is.

 

[ICHEERTHEBULL]

So your previous attempt at killing her via a pickle (iirc) failed and now are moving on to more tried and tested methods (she wasn't wearing a seatbelt was she).

 

[weed]

here's @Clippy & his pimp performing a sexual act to lure in customers.

 

[ripskater]

You can reverse a hurricane if you figit spin fast enough in the opposite direction.

 

[ReAnimator Reagan]

So your previous attempt at killing her via a pickle (iirc) failed and now are moving on to more tried and tested methods (she wasn't wearing a seatbelt was she).

1st he had to wait for her to sit on a cucumber 1 month straight before it became a pickle....not in it for the long haul.

 

[Swiftie]

 

[00 Buck]

*sighs*


When you are Clippy, everyday is a fyte for survival.


How's your bad back?


+1 on pics of wife.

With new internet technologies, we can diagnose the diabeetus by running her pictures through groundbreaking software...

 

[FacePunch]

Bitches love fidget spinners.

 

[Scerpi]

"Almost"

Damn.... so close

Spoiler

 

[Kiddo716]

Those things are so fucking stupid. I can't believe there's actually a market for that crap. Literally does nothing.

I get what you are saying, but I played with this as a kid, and I'm sure you did as well.

 

[minute bull]

 

[CerebralKnievel]

Read topic of thread.

Glanced down - saw name of poster: Clippy.