******** NBA 2018 Offseason thread v5: bunch of lazy....

[Lord Commander Palis]

Whats your favorite strain of meth? Are there strains? Sorry for my ignorance, im not a drug addict like you lol.

What if you were a chemist?

Oh no wait, go make orange chicken!

 

[Chris Kyle is a liar]

What if you were a chemist?

Then id be walter white and youd be the meth heads i sold too lol

 

[Lord Commander Palis]

Then id be walter white and youd be the meth heads i sold too lol

Actually I'd be Gustavo Fring you dumb fuck.

What if you were actually smart?

Stick to kung pao chicken, nerd.

 

[Chris Kyle is a liar]

Actually I'd be Gustavo Fring you dumb fuck.

What if you were actually smart?

Gustavo wasnt a meth head like you though.

 

[Lord Commander Palis]

Gustavo wasnt a meth head like you though.

Nice IQ

 

[MoparOrNoCar]

Why would anyone want an iso player who cant hit a three and is a lockerroom cancer? If im a gm I only offer Butler and Kawhi the minimum. Im only backing up the brinks truck for guys like Klay and Kyrie. Winners only bitches.

TWolves pre Butler - haven't made the playoffs since you were in diapers

TWolves with Butler - 4th in the West

TWolves after Butler injury - drop to 9th in the West

TWolves with Butler back - make the playoffs

 

[spin]

Signed by gswussies fan gurl...

wut

 

[berimBOWLoh]

Why would anyone want an iso player who cant hit a three and is a lockerroom cancer? If im a gm I only offer Butler and Kawhi the minimum. Im only backing up the brinks truck for guys like Klay and Kyrie. Winners only bitches.

Kawhi isn’t a winner? FMVP at an age where curry couldn’t sniff a finals, never mind a FMVP which he will never sniff LOL

 

[Lord Commander Palis]

Clips in a good spot thanks to the Logo. They should pass on Butthead. He had a couple of good seasons but not worth the risk. I'm sure the Bricks will be happy to sign him long term.

You're a real man sticking with your team.

Also your AV is GOAT tier

 

[Lord Commander Palis]

Kawhi isn’t a winner? FMVP at an age where curry couldn’t sniff a finals, never mind a FMVP which he will never sniff LOL

I think curry likes sniffing his bulls balls as he plows his wife.

 

[Chris Kyle is a liar]

Kawhi isn’t a winner? FMVP at an age where curry couldn’t sniff a finals, never mind a FMVP which he will never sniff LOL

What has he done since Duncan retired? Got swept by the dubs and gave up on his team. Pass.

 

[Chris Kyle is a liar]

I think curry likes sniffing his bulls balls as he plows his wife.

Holy projection, batman!

 

[berimBOWLoh]

What has he done since Duncan retired? Got swept by the dubs and gave up on his team. Pass.

He was manhandling the warrios TIL they went sweep thee leg on him. Nobody has forgotten. Kawhi > gs

 

[Chris Kyle is a liar]

He was manhandling the warrios TIL they went sweep thee leg on him. Nobody has forgotten. Kawhi > gs

4-0

He was manhandling the warrios TIL they went sweep thee leg on him. Nobody has forgotten. Kawhi > gs

Still ended 4-0

 

[Lord Commander Palis]

Holy projection, batman!

Just saying the truth which is also your fantasy, Robin!

 

[kuromusha]

Probably lost himself a lot of racist Boston fans

 

[TuBB]

Gordo gonna wreck shit this year after he mentally gets over the injury.

 

[Chris Kyle is a liar]

Man Boston is gonna be deep this year. Kyrie, Brown, Tatum, Horford, and the white stiff with Smart, Rozier, and Hayward coming off the bench. Good luck Philly better hope BS develops a jumpshot and Embiid becomes more efficient and consistent.

 

[hearthstone25]

Man Boston is gonna be deep this year. Kyrie, Brown, Tatum, Horford, and the white stiff with Smart, Rozier, and Hayward coming off the bench. Good luck Philly better hope BS develops a jumpshot and Embiid becomes more efficient and consistent.

.. wait Hayward is coming off the bench?? Lol

 

[TribalDrumz]

Gordon Hayward could actually come back hardcore and then probably have some aching with that bone guaranteed.