Need some cheap date ideas

[ga_ninja]

60 bucks for the whole weekend? Hire a real man to take her out?

I gotta pay rent and bills next week so im on a budget plus im saving up for a truck

 

[RhinoRush]

I gotta pay rent and bills next week so im on a budget plus im saving up for a truck

Are these surprise rent and bills or the same ones you pay every month? Sort your life out.

 

[SmilinDesperado]

You could buy a big, long, thick 12' strap on dildo and let her fuck you with it so she can teach you how to be a man.

 

[Medulla Omoplata]

You should buy more money

 

[lostdog000]

when dating i'd have girls meet me at the beach. if warm i could see their bikini bod. plus the beach is free

 

[Hogey]

Take her to Costco, app up the samples then treat to a hotdog or slice of pizza. Seal the deal with a frozen berry drink.

 

[Hogey]

You could buy a big, long, thick 12' strap on dildo and let her fuck you with it so she can teach you how to be a man.

Bet you wouldn't say that to his face. TS is a monster.

 

[SmilinDesperado]

Bet you wouldn't say that to his face. TS is a monster.

He'd be ass up, face down into a pillow getting his anus shattered.
So i probably wouldn't get the chance

 

[ga_ninja]

He'd be ass up, face down into a pillow getting his anus shattered.
So i probably wouldn't get the chance

No...

 

[SmilinDesperado]

You said he's staying for the weekend. Is he staying at your place?

 

[ga_ninja]

You said he's staying for the weekend. Is he staying at your place?

I said SHE smh

 

[SmilinDesperado]

I said SHE smh

Oh whoops. Sorry about that bro.
You said "she" is coming for the weekend, so will "she" be staying at your place?

 

[ga_ninja]

Oh whoops. Sorry about that bro.
You said "she" is coming for the weekend, so will "she" be staying at your place?

Yeah i got studio apartment for 400 a month

 

[ga_ninja]

Are these surprise rent and bills or the same ones you pay every month? Sort your life out.

Same ones i splurged last month and went to some high end strip clubs

 

[SmilinDesperado]

Yeah i got studio apartment for 400 a month

Not bad. Not bad.
Just netflix and chilll then.
Order a pizza, buy a bottle of sparkling cider, and wine and dine that breezy

 

[RhinoRush]

Same ones i splurged last month and went to some high end strip clubs

That was dumb.

 

[ga_ninja]

Not bad. Not bad.
Just netflix and chilll then.
Order a pizza, buy a bottle of sparkling cider, and wine and dine that breezy

Bruh i can eat a whole extra large pizza my self and still be hungry. I need 3 xl pizzas. She might be cute n all but she aint touching my pizza. Ill buy one just for her well i might take a few slices. Shit i gotta go to Walmart this bitch is one of those mountain dew types.

 

[ga_ninja]

That was dumb.

It was fun that was the point,
ate some strip club buffalo wings and watched asses shake all night i had a great time.

 

[RhinoRush]

It was fun that was the point,
ate some strip club buffalo wings and watched asses shake all night i had a great time.

I bet it was. But for a low income person like yourself it was an incredibly stupid thing to waste your money on.

 

[ga_ninja]

I bet it was. But for a low income person like yourself it was an incredibly stupid thing to waste your money on.

Who said i was low income lol i make 18.50 an hour or about 1000 a week i just spend most of it on food. Hell im at work now not doing shit getting paid.