New rule for GOAT status

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  1. Bowel-forged Stool

    Bowel-forged Stool Green Belt Platinum Member

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    I propose a new rule for being considered GOAT:

    A fighter must be able to beat at least half the UFC champions (of their time) to be considered GOAT.

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    This GOAT weighs twice as much as mighty mouse, as a GOAT should.
     
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    pretty sure that goat is on the juice
     
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  3. BTard

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    I support all GOAT threads.
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    Is that goat a tranny?
     
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    170lbs minimum.

    (Only because they Cut Weight)
     
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    Fat Sherdoggers think that they are tough because they are in a “higher weight class”.
     
  8. thegame2013

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    Johnson isn't in the in the goat conversation as there are better fightets, but it's sad all you dudes who hate on his size, probably would get your ass kicked by him quite easily.

    What would u be consider if a man who weighs 125 can kick your ass.
     
  9. BTard

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    Does it matter?
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    u arent a man if u dont use newtons to measure mass and weight
     
  11. BTard

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    I'd hop on my kitchen counter. Can't beat me if you can't reach me.
     
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    Mom?
     
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    Goat Tranny: Bailey Jay
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    nice av

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    How much do you weigh? Could mighty mouse beat your ass?
     
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    GOAT is a "non-weight class" consideration.

    It focusez on how well a person dominated their division.

    Translation: TS is a Mighty Mouse hater who is trying to undercut the fact that he is nearing the point of topping the other GOATs... & so he wants to create some bullsh*t about his weight to try & make it seem like Mouse's accomplishments mean less.
     
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