New York man takes photo of demon child who haunts his dreams

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  1. NHB7

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    I’m sure it won’t be long before someone figures out the brand of the demon babies shirt.
     
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    Hahaha:

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  3. Satsui Ryu

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    Kid's coming to collect on backed child support payments.
     
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  4. UL

    UL no more yellows

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    powerbomb his ass
     
  5. clutchCAT420

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    Get a Cat. My old cat would make sure no aliens,demons, etc would make it near my house...
     
  6. elvis 78

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    If true how has this guy not moved out yet
     
  7. Jack Reacheround

    Jack Reacheround Never Go Black

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    You know who would be able to deal with the ghost of a little boy? Catholic priests.








    Because they do exorcisms.
     
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    So just get the ghosts some Jordan's and bling and they'll be happy enough to cross over?
     
  9. GordoBarraBJJ

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    Don't touch it under any circumstances. Because a few years down the road that child will be claiming sexual harassment.
     
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  10. ookii

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    Was that demon watching Casper on tv?
     
  11. Dusty Rhodes

    Dusty Rhodes Where muh thweet THAFFIRE?

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    Typical Satan, ignoring his diversity quotas when hiring demons
     
  13. KnightTemplar

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    The guy obviously isn't a Sherdogger, or he'd know how to handle this little bitch...

    <{cuts}>
     
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    He did. Upstairs

    And lil dude followed...
     
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    It's almost as if the little boy lives in this guy's laptop in a series of photoshopped pictures.
     
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    I always wonder why sources will throw in self-damaging details like, "Yes I suffer from sleep paralysis, take copious amounts of drugs, and have been known to lie (even to myself) -- but swear to you this demon baby is trying to kill me over the course of several inept months."
     
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    thefirstemporer Overdone and dry! Platinum Member

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    My coworker is a paranormal investigator. He has tons of really interesting pictures of things like shadow people and stuff.
     
  18. blaseblah

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    It's 2017. HD photo or GTFO.
     
  19. Squint Eastwood

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    What's that make you? Missing quotas each month? Goddamn you, Weinberg. GET BACK TO WORK.
     
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  20. CerebralKnievel

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    I'm with you. Aliens and predators or giant snakes... Meh. Paranormal demons, however, which want to stare into your eyes from.inches away AMD then drag your soul into some sort of unimaginable hell... I'm leaping out the window.
     

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