News Articles with Titles that are Unintentionally Dirty/Funny

an oldie, but makes me chuckle
Court refuses trial by combat
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1416262/Court-refuses-trial-by-combat.html
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A court has rejected a 60-year-old man's attempt to invoke the ancient right to trial by combat, rather than pay a £25 fine for a minor motoring offence.

Leon Humphreys remained adamant yesterday that his right to fight a champion nominated by the Driver and Vehicle Licensing Agency (DVLA) was still valid under European human rights legislation. He said it would have been a "reasonable" way to settle the matter.

Magistrates sitting at Bury St Edmunds on Friday had disagreed and instead of accepting his offer to take on a clerk from Swansea with "samurai swords, Ghurka knives or heavy hammers", fined him £200 with £100 costs."
 
Jay Leno used to do these and it was the best part of his show. Then Conan used to do them with fake headlines and ads.
 
Yeah, I was hoping to keep it here and get input from the War Room crowd. Hopefully this thread can help bridge the gap between left and right.

This makes for a good story

Breaking: PotWR Homer Thompson seeking to fill gaping holes. Sexual scandal allegations ensue.
 
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I wonder why they have a lack of funds?
 
This is like that skit Headlines, Jay Leno use to do on the Tonight Show.
 
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