NFL Lineman: "I could be a UFC champ and beat Stipe" | Page 22

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  1. Exemplar Fuligin Belt

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    Guys like this get smacked in the face and crumple. Think of Lesnar but far worse. They think they’re fighters b/c they weigh 300lbs. One stiff jab to the face, temporary loss of vision, feel their skin tear a bit... and we’d never see him again.
     
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  2. Organic Damage Alive and ticking inside

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    Don't say this too loudly, Dana might hear you.
     
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    I'd like to see him vs. Ngannou first.
     
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  4. Scrambled Eggs Yellow Belt

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    Would get murdered by Stipe and then by USADA.

    Handeggers are not the brightest people out there apparently.
     
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    If that's all you see, then you understand very little about sports or athleticism.
     
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    1. Sprinting isn't a niche athletic skill. Running fast is fundamental to sports.

    2. When you say "NFL guys" who exactly are you talking abut? Wide receivers? Linebackers? Linemen? They all have different body types and different cardio levels, etc. No shit a 340 lb guy doesn't have great cardio. The real question is how good is his cardio compared to the average 340 lb man.

    3. You never adequately define "all around athleticism" other than it prohibiting oxygen masks. You say sprinters and marathoners are niche skills, but there aren't any runners competitive in both.
     
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  7. mmaelitefan000 Brown Belt

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    this guy would tire in under 3 min at 340lbs. the ref would have to stop it when he's on his back due to exhaustion.
     
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    It doesn't mean anything unless he's willing to try it. He could also say he's going to go into physics and win a Nobel Prize for figuring out what dark matter is, and the answer would be the same: its good to believe in yourself, now go do it.
     
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  9. Baba Ghanoush Black Belt

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    Snacks!
     
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    If he loses the gut, he could make it.

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    They should make an upcoming HW TUF season out of former pro sports athletes.
     
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    isnt that what they all say until they get kicked in the leg once?
     
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    Ngganou could have been a tight end or defensive end and he didn't beat Stipe.
     
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    Stipe by Death
     
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  15. WoodChips It was the Russians

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    If he stopped eating snacks I think he would dominate.
     
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    Hw johnny Morton gonna die if stipe touches that chin.
     
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    You sound way more knowledgeable than the average MMA fan, you know what I’m talking about.
     
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    TMZ... lol.
     
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    Sumo actually takes skills is the thing.
     
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