now in Florida: wild monkeys spreading lethal herpes to humans

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  1. JaegerIT

    JaegerIT GET SOME

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    Florida, i keep saying that the entire place can be sold to chinese business men we could get like 200 bucks for it easy
     
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    Liquid Smoke Great artists steal™

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    Some biologists question if Floridians are fully human.
     
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  3. Jumpy

    Jumpy Invincible

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    When I have to admit that I was born and raised in Florida, I preface it by stating that I'm actually from a foreign country with it's own insane rules of existence.
     
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    peytonlucy Silver Belt

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    Obviously in Florida you need to wear a condom while screwing a monkey. Outside of Florida it's unclear.
     
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  6. Drenalin

    Drenalin Black Belt

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    Herpes are lethal now? Well I guess I'm screwed
     
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    JSN #NotMyNelly

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    dang those are cute as fuck too. We need to introduce them ASAP and also Japanese snow macaques to Yellowstone.
     
  8. UFC Truck

    UFC Truck Brown Belt Platinum Member

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    Do they sell it in adult sizes?
     
  9. JBM150

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    I think it's time to nuke florida

    ....and this coming from someone who currently lives there
     
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    BEER Resident Feminist Platinum Member

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    @Clippy, what did you do this time?
     
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    I didn't get the reference at all but pretty much assumed it.
     
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    Lethal Herpes is a cool name for a metal band.
     
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    GordoBarraBJJ Gold Belt

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    I think the warroom is over there - between those two burning crosses dude.
     
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  14. GordoBarraBJJ

    GordoBarraBJJ Gold Belt

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    We all have.
     
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    Was PVZ in FLA?
     
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    i dont like racist threads about monkeys
     
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  17. GordoBarraBJJ

    GordoBarraBJJ Gold Belt

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    <{vega}>

    <mma4>
     
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    What does it have to do with the thread, though?
     
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    <TheWire1> . Oh helllllll no !!
     
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  20. GordoBarraBJJ

    GordoBarraBJJ Gold Belt

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    Maybe the pythons will eat the monkeys,

    then a freak storm will hit Florida and drop them to below 0 temps and kill off the pythons.

    ala simpsons

     
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