***OFFICIAL 2017 TOP 10 NFL TEAMS LIST***

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  1. Official

    Official OT Newcomer of the Year 2017 Nominee

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    My most sincere apologies for delayed release of this list. The Browns lost, and then Popeye's chicken had that ghost pepper marketing scam....it's been a tough week guys. But Finally the votes are in and the tables have been tallied. HERE IS THE LIST! I remind you again that the superbowl winners from 5 of the past 6 years have been on this list so PAY ATTENTION if you are loose with your money/morals.

    10. Kansas City -- They'll beat the titans and then lose
    9. Jacksonville -- I will root for them
    8. Eagles -- Philadelphia fans can disagree...but do you really think the Eagles are going to bring you happiness? LOWER YOUR EXPECTATIONS
    7. Minnesota -- Sorry too good to be true MN fans
    6. Rams - NOPE
    5. Falcons - They will win a game or two
    4. Panthers - Cam Newton is a douche but he'll do better than whoever the retard playing QB for the Jags is.
    3. Saints - Drew Brees was a good QB and might still be. Sorry Philly fans, but you know you suck. This is not real life when the Eagles are 13-3.
    2. Steelers - Your QB is a rapist and fuck this team but they always do well.
    1. New England - fuckin god dammit
     
  2. jrams

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    Where the hell are the Giants?
     
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    Michaelangelo Genetic Jackhammer Platinum Member

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    because we should always listen to someone whom is yellow
     
  5. Corona

    Corona Panthers loom

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    Absolutely insane stat. I fully expect this years super bowl winner to be somewhere on this list. Don’t sleep on the Bills though dawg.
     
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    iwhoopedbatman Fox Hunter Extraordinaire

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    The New England Referees are not winning the SB this year.
     
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    Yeah they are, the refs have handed them 3 regular season games already.
     
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  8. Official

    Official OT Newcomer of the Year 2017 Nominee

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    Damn Bortles is fucking terrible.
     
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  9. rj144

    rj144 Red Belt

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    Good call on KC.
     
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  10. ProBoxingInsidr

    ProBoxingInsidr Silver Belt

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    Shit! I knew the Browns losing would cost them a spot on this list! And my Lions didn't make it either. How the hell are the Chiefs on and they cant even win a playoff game??!!
     
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    DLX Bloodstained white belt

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    Hoping the Jags/Steelers winner beats NE. Im rooting for the Jags, but I kinda hope the Steelers win just for the simple fact that they have the best chance to beat NE.
     
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  12. RedCansLoom16

    RedCansLoom16 "What's my favorite ring? The next one."-TB12

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    lol it’s only 3 now? Thought we would have gotten up to 4 somehow with this bye week.

    This place is glorious during Pats playoff runs.
     
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    rj144 Red Belt

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    This list is solid. Only 1 of your top 4 is left and that's the most obvious choice. Don't quit your day job.
     
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    DangDaGawd Defender of Rational Thought

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