OMG I ****** up real real bad

[JinKazama]

I don't even know why I bother sometimes ...

 

[CerebralKnievel]

Expect hunters to starts patrolling the area. Not for game, but for anonymous gay forest sex. Your house just became ground zero for the cockopocalypse

Just texted this to my buddies to inform them that the cockapocalypse is upon us - pants optional.

 

[CerebralKnievel]

ok funny asses do any of you actually have some ideas as far as how to find out if it actually streamed to a computer or not. Ill break the boxes and smash them if I can know for sure there isn't a copy saved on some dudes computer

Something tells me that exacerbating this non-issue by returning to the scene and destroying private property is exactly the right move to make.

 

[The Clinch]

**edit:

Damnit!

 

[Anung Un Rama]

I think TS is on this video:

 

[BillytheFish]

First response that is somewhat helpful because it makes sense.

What if in stead of fapping again I just go up to each camera and point a rifle at it and say some kind of creepy shit, like "dont try me" maybe wear a ski mask this time incase they get scared and go to the cops. Plausible deniability that even though the fapper was me they cant prove the guy in the ski mask was too.

I feel at this stage you should stick to the fapping and eye contact, youre definitely more what people would consider a 'sexual predator', than a violent criminal per se. Play to your strengths sir.

 

[Darth_Inv1ctu5]

This is going to sound absolutely ridiculous but I dont know who else to tell and I need to get this off my chest. I'm absolutely panicked right now. I feel like I might pass out.

I live by a decently sized woods, it is right behind my house. Its a big enough wooded area that there are certainly plenty of deer and stuff in there, but not big enough to where anyone intelligent would hunt as they would definitely get in big trouble hunting within city limits.

Anyways I was feeling kind of frisky, needing to fap one out and it hit me. I dont know where this idea came from, but it came. Its a nice day out so I figure, what the hell, I'm going to bust one out in the woods. Return to nature you know? Reconnect with the primal side.

So I go pretty deep into the woods, deep enough to where it was definitely not still on my property. Probably about 2 miles in. I start the job when half way in something catches my eye in a tree. I immediately know what it is, and upon closer inspection I verify. A fucking trail cam. Its secured to the tree in some kind of homemade box with a lock. I cant get it off with out breaking the box.

Looking around I find 2 more for a total of 3. Two of them were essentially pointed right at me. I would smash them to pieces and steal the memory card, but looking up one Amazon that resembles them entirely it seems these fucking things can stream/store directly to computers and phones they are connected to!

WHAT DO I DO

Time to move to New Zealand fam...

 

[CerebralKnievel]

Next time, I suggest you gallop up on horseback and take a dump in the same spot, then swing your hat gloriously while spurring your steed off into the distance and yelling "yee haw!!!"

 

[marioh]

Make sure to shoot your load all over the camera.
Rinse, repeat for the others.

You’re gonna be a pornhub legend!

 

[minute bull]

Next time, I suggest you gallop up on horseback and take a dump in the same spot, then swing your hat gloriously while spurring your steed off into the distance and yelling "yee haw!!!"

 

[Organic Damage]

I'm watching the vid now.

I'll upload it here in a bit.

Your laptop webcam is hijacked. I'm watching the vid of you fapping to TS's video.

I'll upload it here in a bit.

 

[Idonotbelieveit]

Lol. Had a chuckle

 

[smooth assassin]

First response that is somewhat helpful because it makes sense.

What if in stead of fapping again I just go up to each camera and point a rifle at it and say some kind of creepy shit, like "dont try me" maybe wear a ski mask this time incase they get scared and go to the cops. Plausible deniability that even though the fapper was me they cant prove the guy in the ski mask was too.

i don’t see where things could go wrong

 

[VulcanNervPinch]

Is masturbation code for I fucked a chicken?

 

[MikeMcMann]

Damaging or threatening is stupid. If you force them to retort you to the police all of this goes in a police report and is public.

If they did catch you on video then you just have to hope it does not get uploaded to an amateur porn site.

See Johnny Drama in the Entourage Movie for your fate if they do.

 

[ineverpost]

You're going to have to go back out there with a dead body and bury it. If that doesn't make the news then you know no one watches the cam and you are ok.

 

[IloveTHIS]

You're going to have to go back out there with a dead body and bury it. If that doesn't make the news then you know no one watches the cam and you are ok.

 

[Drenalin]

lol whats there to even jerk off to in the woods. No fap material unless you like leaves.

You mean you don’t store pictures in your head to jerk off? I have a whole album I go can go through to bust a nut

 

[Strychnine]

Welcome to, TUBE

 

[KONG-D'SNT-TAP]

You mean you don’t store pictures in your head to jerk off? I have a whole album I go can go through to bust a nut

Yeah everyone does but I pop those in when I’m watching naked ladies.

I just don’t pump off to thoughts. That’s boring. Even a TV Guide is better than nothing. Lol