Discussion in 'Mayberry Lounge' started by IloveTHIS, Jun 13, 2018.
Lol I wouldn't even walk 2 miles to get laid, let alone fap
Go back tonight with a ski mask on and smash the fuck out of the cameras and get the memory cards.
You got the vid for us?
Do not believe.
Has anyone suggested that you find out who owns the cameras, speak with them and call them gay for filming you beatin ur meat?
^ Plan A
Think he’s trolling tho, nobodies that retarded, surely?
TS furiously masturbating in his chute boxe shirt, the wind tickling his balls as he looks up an spots 3 cameras?
Not buying it. Would have ripped them down right then.
Damn. How old are you, brah?
If you were around in the 90s you remember them. You know them too
it was really hard for me to not make a opposite thread pretending to be the guy that owns the trailcams and talking aobut cathing some pervert whacking off in front of them. didnt want those dubs tho famalam
Butt play next.
This is great haha. Brings me happiness as I sit here at the land transport office in Thailand waiting to get my drivers license.
I jacked off in the woods once. The only thing that saw me was a fox. It sat there watching me the entire time.
You told Sherdog to set their YouTube search filter to, "pervert masturbates in the forest" for the next week.
As l9ng as it wasn't Jamie...he'd slap you with his...
any 'Enemy of the State' references yet?
I didn't read the whole thread.
So now I will use this instead of 'If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound??'
This is the only option now.
If its caught on a trail cam it will?
Next time bring some girls and get it on. The surveillance team will probably appreciate, and not squeal on you. Those guys must be darn bored watching trees all day.
I'll take things that never happened for 200, Alex...
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