OMG I ****** up real real bad

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  1. Katsumi Yamada

    Katsumi Yamada Silver Belt

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    Lol I wouldn't even walk 2 miles to get laid, let alone fap
     
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  2. Yorkist

    Yorkist Yellow Card Yellow Card

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    Go back tonight with a ski mask on and smash the fuck out of the cameras and get the memory cards.

    Duh.
     
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  3. TankAbbott4Eva

    TankAbbott4Eva Red Belt

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    You got the vid for us?
     
  4. Grassshoppa

    Grassshoppa Green Belt

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    Do not believe.
     
  5. Sharon Peters

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    Has anyone suggested that you find out who owns the cameras, speak with them and call them gay for filming you beatin ur meat?
     
  6. ISTUDI

    ISTUDI Orange Belt

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    ^ Plan A

    Think he’s trolling tho, nobodies that retarded, surely?

    TS furiously masturbating in his chute boxe shirt, the wind tickling his balls as he looks up an spots 3 cameras?

    Not buying it. Would have ripped them down right then.
     
  7. Cubo de Sangre

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    Damn. How old are you, brah?
     
  8. KONG-D'SNT-TAP

    KONG-D'SNT-TAP Titanium Belt

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    If you were around in the 90s you remember them. You know them too
     
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  9. NoGoodNamesLeft

    NoGoodNamesLeft Black Belt

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    it was really hard for me to not make a opposite thread pretending to be the guy that owns the trailcams and talking aobut cathing some pervert whacking off in front of them. didnt want those dubs tho famalam
     
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  10. VivaRevolution

    VivaRevolution Whoopin' Belt

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    Butt play next.
     
  11. Soma

    Soma Breathe the body deep

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    This is great haha. Brings me happiness as I sit here at the land transport office in Thailand waiting to get my drivers license.
     
  12. Soma

    Soma Breathe the body deep

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    I jacked off in the woods once. The only thing that saw me was a fox. It sat there watching me the entire time.
     
  13. Madmick

    Madmick Scholar of Taghaza Staff Member Senior Moderator

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    You told Sherdog to set their YouTube search filter to, "pervert masturbates in the forest" for the next week.
     
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  14. Tone C

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    As l9ng as it wasn't Jamie...he'd slap you with his...
     
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  15. Paul Newbman

    Paul Newbman Fool Hand Luke

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    any 'Enemy of the State' references yet?

    I didn't read the whole thread.
     
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  16. Paul Newbman

    Paul Newbman Fool Hand Luke

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    So now I will use this instead of 'If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound??'
     
  17. MadSquabbles500

    MadSquabbles500 Gold Belt

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    This is the only option now.
     
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  18. lsa

    lsa Maître d' at The Pussy Lounge

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    If its caught on a trail cam it will?
     
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  19. MadSquabbles500

    MadSquabbles500 Gold Belt

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    Next time bring some girls and get it on. The surveillance team will probably appreciate, and not squeal on you. Those guys must be darn bored watching trees all day.
     
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    I'll take things that never happened for 200, Alex...
     

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