Discussion in 'Mayberry Lounge' started by IloveTHIS, Jun 13, 2018 at 12:54 PM.
Or blow him. He won't tell anybody about the jerkin it after that.
technically you jerked up real bad, not fucked
This kind of answers makes this forum the best LMAO
Oh my god
This is the best thing I’ve read here in years
This is a momentous time in history. We can now update regularly used phrases.
Does a sherdogger fap in the woods? (shall replace Does a bear shit in the woods?)
If a sherdogger faps in the woods and there are no trail cams to record him, did he actually cum? (shall replace If a tree falls in the woods . . .)
Trails cams or work. (shall replace Pics or work.)
Trail cams or work
You little pervert.
My new mantra
He left out the part where he was singing What a Wonderful World by Louis Armstrong.
Those trees of green got him all riled up.
His dick is so dry, he could use it for kindling.
Dude you're suppose to check for cameras in the woods BEFORE you whip it out. Do you not give a quick check for TP when sit down to take a dump either? Barbarian.
TS pulled a DNCWFTC/FI
This is gold. I thought we had a relatable story because I recently jerked off, off my back deck at my new house that's surrounded by woods. But you win.
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