OMG I ****** up real real bad

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  1. Tuf_guy

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    This.
    Or blow him. He won't tell anybody about the jerkin it after that.
     
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  2. Ignicious

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    technically you jerked up real bad, not fucked
     
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    This kind of answers makes this forum the best LMAO
     
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  5. Monopoly

    Monopoly Out of mana.

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    Oh my god
    This is the best thing I’ve read here in years
     
  6. Magooglie

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    This is a momentous time in history. We can now update regularly used phrases.

    Does a sherdogger fap in the woods? (shall replace Does a bear shit in the woods?)

    If a sherdogger faps in the woods and there are no trail cams to record him, did he actually cum? (shall replace If a tree falls in the woods . . .)

    Trails cams or work. (shall replace Pics or work.)
     
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  7. pSaul Newman

    pSaul Newman Mr. Cool Hand Luke Ice

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    ahem
     
  8. Magooglie

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    Trail cams or work
     
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    Tropodan Yellow Card Yellow Card

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    You little pervert.
     
  10. tonysmasseuse

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    My new mantra
     
  11. Legumes

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    He left out the part where he was singing What a Wonderful World by Louis Armstrong.


    Those trees of green got him all riled up.
     
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  12. Mocrates

    Mocrates Ik ben Groot.

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    His dick is so dry, he could use it for kindling.
     
  13. Naught2Sixty

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    Dude you're suppose to check for cameras in the woods BEFORE you whip it out. Do you not give a quick check for TP when sit down to take a dump either? Barbarian.
     
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  14. Magooglie

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    TS pulled a DNCWFTC/FI
     
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  15. Brodels

    Brodels Low IQ Trump & Kavanaugh Supporter

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    This is gold. I thought we had a relatable story because I recently jerked off, off my back deck at my new house that's surrounded by woods. But you win.
     

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