Plant-based “meat” is so tasty that Europe’s meat industry has to bite back | Page 3

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  1. elreece Purple Belt

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    We are not meant to eat meat?

    Well science take that!!!
     
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  2. AgentSmecker Brown Belt

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    I was in a Berlin vegan fast food joint a couple years back. I was sat there eating a vegan burger and had kinda zoned out just mindlessly munching away on auto pilot when for one awful moment I thought I was actually eating a burger made from dead animal. I was filled with horror and disgust thinking wtf am I doing? and then I realised where I was and the vegan cops weren't gonna come crashing through the door. It's remarkable and quite spooky how well they can emulate "real meat".
     
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  3. scorpipede Operating Thetan Level VIII

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    Yeah those are the ones. Haha! I bought some of the Italian. Gonna make tacos. :confused:
     
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  4. scorpipede Operating Thetan Level VIII

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    The morning star burgers are better than any fast food burger I've ever had and very close to a really well made real burger if not better.
     
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    Mhmmmm tacos
     
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    Ah i see the usual gaggle of cunts have already arrived in this thread. <{outtahere}>
     
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    Yes I do have children. How about you?
     
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  10. Cool Hand Luke The Real Cool Hand Luke

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    I have 4. So there, I win.
     
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  11. AshiharaFan Purple Belt

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  12. scorpipede Operating Thetan Level VIII

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    That's Belial. I bet he tastes gamey.
     
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    I have three and all three of them are perfectly healthy. No health problems at all. Looks like I win.
     
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  14. Cool Hand Luke The Real Cool Hand Luke

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    Same here. All above the national average, full heads of hair, perfect teeth, already built like little athletes and brainy on top, dual citizens, 2 boys and 2 girls making it even.

    Checkmate.
     
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  15. AshiharaFan Purple Belt

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    Oooooh, Belial. Duane's brother. He's utterly disgusting and the thought of digesting him disturbs me.

    [​IMG]
     
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  16. Cool Hand Luke The Real Cool Hand Luke

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    Also I shit (a meat & veggie based shit) bigger than you.

    Game. Set. Match.
     
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  17. AshiharaFan Purple Belt

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    You got me on the dual citizenship and that's it. But that's only because that's not anything important to any of us and something we never chased. Everything else is the same. Fact remains mine are perfectly healthy, athletic, routine honor roll students with perfect teeth and loving life as much as their perfectly healthy parents.
     
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  18. AshiharaFan Purple Belt

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    Afraid not. I shit planets AND I shit everyday instead of a few days a week. Gotchu buddeh.

    So yeah, Game. Set. And MATCH!!

    It was fun though.
     
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  19. Cool Hand Luke The Real Cool Hand Luke

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    dayum, would you agree to a stale mate? I mean, technically shitting planets everyday is kinda gross, but i too crap daily, twice.
     
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  20. AshiharaFan Purple Belt

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    I'll be honest, if you're crapping daily then you're on a really good track. You'd be surprised at how many people don't take a dump daily and think there's nothing wrong.

    As far as my grossly huge dumps...well even though I eat a plant based diet I DO EAT!!! I'm not a glutton but I eat big and of course I have plenty of fiber in my diet and I am not missing out on any of my macros or micros (including Vitamin B12).
     
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