Post Your Jokes its Friday Thread

Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke?





















He won the nobel prize.
 
Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory?

10,000 soles were lost. The police said some heels started it.
 
Two windmills are standing in a field. One asks, "What's your favorite type of music?" The other says, "I'm a big metal fan."
 
What's red and bad for your teeth?

























A brick.
 
Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks.
 
A man and a giraffe walk into a bar. After a few drinks the giraffe falls over and dies. The man begins to walk out when the bartender says, "You can't leave that lyin' here. The man turns around and shouts, "It's not a lion, it's a giraffe."
 
The wedding was so beautiful. Even the cake was in tiers.
 
What did the buffalo say when his boy left?























Bison.
 
What did the pirate say when he turned 80?


























"Aye, matey."
 
Three fish are in a tank.

One asks the others, "How do you drive this thing?"
 
I used to be addicted to the Hokey Pokey...




















But, then i turned myself around.
 
Did you know the first french fries weren't actually cooked in France?





















They were cooked in Greece.
 
Wife: "How do I look?"
Husband: "With your eyes."
 
Whats the best part about living in Switzerland?






















I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
 
Thanks everyone. You've been a great crowd.

-Drops mic
 
What’s the difference between marmalade and jam?

You can’t marmalade your cock into a chick’s ass
 
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