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I'd be happy to assist with investigating any threats from North of the Border.
His shoe! It's a Sign, a Blessing from the Lord!
I loldFollow the gourd.
We've received intel that there has been a street gang infiltration in the government up north.I'd be happy to assist with investigating any threats from North of the Border.
We've received intel that there has been a street gang infiltration in the government up north.
If you could take out the lead gangsta, our administration would be much obliged.
For the record. I voted for that hilarious crackheadBeautiful.
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Nice OP @Palis , @Dr J BLESS
First of all I'd like to raise awareness as to what happened to our very own Stephen Bannon - @Prime Ang . There is a #Free Angus movement and I hope everyone joins it, this injustice can't hold up and has to be stopped. Copy/Paste this into your sig: #FreeAngus (aka @Prime Ang aka @Black Angus) - unfairly banned from sherdog
As for my position, I get to be the head of the Department of Justice - THEEE Attorney General. I was thinking about the biggest issue the War Room has and unsurprisingly it ended up with one buzzword: Cucks
We will implement a bunch of policies (tba) - tremendous policies I might add - that will be called and will go down in War Room history as
The War on Cucks
Sadly the first "victim" had to be my fellow german Sherdogger @JDragon , mainly for bestiality and rigging the election (which failed, but still).
Pic of JDragon today
and his sad wife
I can already announce that the cabinet has agreed on the first policy of The War on Cucks
From now on especially cuckish posts will be "rewarded" with a ticket. Except we don't call it ticket, we call it cucket.
The more cuckets one poster has, the better is the chance of receiving The Golden Cuck of the month Award
More policies will come. No cuck can hide, no cuck is safe, we are coming for all of your skinny hipster asses!
History has proven that the combination of the Department of Justice, the Department of Labor and the Department of Transportation is extremely effective
BTW: Of course we didn't really persecute and punish our political opponent (who lost anyway)
@JDragon
Happy couple in the sunset
Done. Mmmm nice.
Whew
This thread was starting off with a discouraging amount of booty gifs.
@AgedFlatus doing good work, but we also need to definitely #FreePrimeAng
Lord have mercy on my soul