Premier League 2017/18 Thread v.51: Back To Leading FF Edition

[Clear Winner]

Morning all. Anyone else in London see a bit of sleet this morning.

@Clear Winner saki out against your mate rountree

More of a Saki fan than a Rowntree fan, but thanks for the info mate.

Edit: I think @Tules or @xtramob were the Rowentree fans

 

[frenz]

this assistant seems very sweet, but shes a brummie and everytime she talks my skin crawls lol

 

[Tobago Jones]

http://metro.co.uk/2017/11/29/man-k...out-of-grenade-to-pose-for-a-picture-7117135/

 

[Tobago Jones]

Morning all. Anyone else in London see a bit of sleet this morning.



More of a Saki fan than a Rowntree fan, but thanks for the info mate.

Nah

 

[Twelve75]

this assistant seems very sweet, but shes a brummie and everytime she talks my skin crawls lol

easily the worst regional accent in Britain

 

[Tobago Jones]

easily the worst regional accent in Britain

Nope, scouse is the worst followed by the brummie accent.

 

[Twelve75]

Nope, scouse is the worst followed by the brummie accent.

nah, I enjoy hearing that ''next year is gonna be our year'' it wouldn't give me the same glow if said by someone outside Villa Park.

 

[Tobago Jones]

@blokeybloke watched the first episode of godless last night, defo got some potential.

 

[Mga223]

Morning all. Anyone else in London see a bit of sleet this morning.



More of a Saki fan than a Rowntree fan, but thanks for the info mate.

Edit: I think @Tules or @xtramob were the Rowentree fans

Lmao we all throwing names out like crazy.

 

[Clear Winner]

Nope, scouse is the worst followed by the brummie accent.

I find something rather dirty and arousing about a woman with a scouse accent.

 

[Twelve75]

I find something rather dirty and arousing about a woman with a scouse accent.

does somebody watch Tanya Tate videos ?

 

[frenz]

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/...t_how_do_you_subtly_fuck_with_your_coworkers/

Gradually change the sensitivity settings on their computer mouse and leave leaflets about Multiple Sclerosis and Motor Neurone Disease lying around in the break room.

ITT: how to gaslight your coworkers into hospice

 

[Clear Winner]

My mate just remeinded me of this quote from Roy Keane's book, talking about Robbie Savage:

I rang Mark Hughes. Robbie [Savage] wasn't in the Blackburn team and I asked Mark if we could try to arrange a deal. Sparky said: 'Yeah, yeah, he's lost his way here but he could still do a job for you.'

Robbie's legs were going a bit but I thought he might come up to us [at Sunderland], with his long hair, and give us a lift - the way Yorkie [Dwight Yorke] had, a big personality in the dressing room.

Sparky gave me permission to give him a call. So I got Robbie's mobile number and rang him. It went to his voicemail: 'Hi, it's Robbie - whazzup!' like the Budweiser ad. I never called him back. I thought: 'I can't be f*cking signing that."

does somebody watch Tanya Tate videos ?

I have no idea who that is, but I have a feeling that some desk research might be required once I get home.

 

[El Che]

bless

Spoiler

SO FIIIIIIIIT

 

[Nowhere Fast]

He's back baby! PardiolaBless.

 

[Chules]

He's back baby! PardiolaBless.

you always make me laugh!!

 

[Chules]

 

[Concrete]

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/...t_how_do_you_subtly_fuck_with_your_coworkers/

Gradually change the sensitivity settings on their computer mouse and leave leaflets about Multiple Sclerosis and Motor Neurone Disease lying around in the break room.

ITT: how to gaslight your coworkers into hospice

JFC

 

[Nowhere Fast]

That useless mod Rawex still can't make a new fred even though we are way over 1k.

All he does is drink and gamble. What does he have on the people here that allowed him to be a mod in the first place?

 

[Chules]

That useless mod Rawex still can't make a new fred even though we are way over 1k.

All he does is drink and gamble. What does he have on the people here that allowed him to be a mod in the first place?

i can make one quickly or do you have it?