Premier League Thread 2017/18 v35: Kama'aina edition

[frenz]

 

[UVee]

1 or 3.

 

[Chules]

im not gonna let you bang my nan.

Step off yeh.

some brother bae you are

@UltimateVictory would let me bang his great-nan

 

[UVee]

 

[frenz]

 

[Nowhere Fast]

some brother bae you are

@UltimateVictory would let me bang his great-nan

We wouldn't be brotherbae's if you married my nan.

Grandad Chules....lol.

 

[Chules]

We wouldn't be brotherbae's if you married my nan.

Grandad Chules....lol.

i aint marry her you silly daft nitwit

im just gonna fire my juice on her tittays

 

[UVee]

some brother bae you are

@UltimateVictory would let me bang his great-nan

My great grandfather might kick shit out of you if if tell him you're a kraut

 

[Nowhere Fast]

i aint marry her you silly daft nitwit

im just gonna fire my juice on her tittays

Doesn't even deserve the honour of being jizzed in. For shame.

 

[Chules]

My great grandfather might kick shit out of you if if tell him you're a kraut

fuck that racist brexit voter cunt

 

[frenz]

 

[Chules]

ok guys, am gona sleep now

night xoxoxoxo

 

[Chules]

Overweight policewoman who repeatedly failed the fitness 'bleep test' and was nicknamed 'Blue Moon' because she was so rarely in work loses her sex discrimination case

 

[frenz]

bleep test was brootal

 

[Chules]

bleep test was brootal

i remember i once did it, thinking lemme conserve my energy at the start then i'll go HARD at the end

i got bleeped out near the start

lmfao

 

[UL]

DISGRACEFUL!

 

[UL]

Overweight policewoman who repeatedly failed the fitness 'bleep test' and was nicknamed 'Blue Moon' because she was so rarely in work loses her sex discrimination case

She should be only a PCSO

cant imagine her doing much chasing someone

 

[UL]

bleep test was brootal

I was good

used to hit 13s

 

[Partlow]

Please don't do this or I'll slide in with creepy dms. Favorite color by far

 

[Partlow]

What? I'm into space