Premier League Thread 2017/18 v84: Nobody post XXX media spoiler or not/Ruined my Son theme Edition

[Partlow]

@blokeybloke Another world class assist from Pogba

 

[frenz]

Both Kyle and Frenzy have made atrocious racist comments

I want neither on the super eagles war wagon this summer

 

[EOW]

 

[Gazwald]

LOTD

I hear stage fright or “i wouldn’t have the balls to do that” like 90% of the time when people find out I’ve done comedy before. I realized that most people in the audience are people I don’t know and will likely never see again. So if I fucked up it wasn’t as big of a deal to me thus making me more relaxed and natural and not trying to force things

Similar as “imagine your audience is naked” or whatever people say for public speaking I guess

There were jokes all my mates that were tired of that I couldn't remember once I got on stage.

You're actually kinda freaking me out lol. First time I tried stand up and froze some woman said "calm down dude and imagine us all naked" -no shit. I was like "Already there hun, I'm on stage 2".

 

[Partlow]

@Dr J

Maureen going ballistic on the sidelines. An unhinged and #BROKEN individual after subbing out a mid for a forward at halftime, Valencia for Mata and moving Lingard to RB

Sometimes you have to throw your values out the window in dire times

 

[Deleted member 405583]

hey @frenzy is this where you quote posts and go 'my drugs'

 

[Partlow]

There were jokes all my mates that were tired of that I couldn't remember once I got on stage.

You're actually kinda freaking me out lol. First time I tried stand up and froze some woman said "calm down dude and imagine us all naked" -no shit. I was like "Already there hun, I'm on stage 2".

Its a very common phrase. I do this itt to get through the day

 

[AgonyandIrony]

Action Bronson already exists fam

Oh hey there buddy. Getting laid tonight with another chick again down here in NOLA and you know why?

Works.

 

[AgonyandIrony]

LOTD

I hear stage fright or “i wouldn’t have the balls to do that” like 90% of the time when people find out I’ve done comedy before. I realized that most people in the audience are people I don’t know and will likely never see again. So if I fucked up it wasn’t as big of a deal to me thus making me more relaxed and natural and not trying to force things

Similar as “imagine your audience is naked” or whatever people say for public speaking I guess

I usually get a shitty hack joke followed by "I'm thinking of doing stand up" or "you should use that in your act"

Mfw

 

[wang xiangzhai]

Holy shit, Counterpart took an incredible turn - another one, this series is riveting stuff.

 

[Partlow]

Both Kyle and Frenzy have made atrocious racist comments

I want neither on the super eagles war wagon this summer

They’re probably gonna support Germany, I wonder why

Even @Deffid doesnt stoop this low

 

[frenz]

Oh hey there buddy. Getting laid tonight with another chick again down here in NOLA and you know why?

Works.

 

[Partlow]

@Rebelfett im from MKE that’s why I acknowledged your Fire post

Started watching them 2 years ago since they’re the closest team, they were pretty good last year. It’s a solid soccerball void to fill when Europe is in their offseason

Definitely want to go to a game this year when it gets warmer, Toyota Park is a nice stadium

 

[Rawex]

They’re probably gonna support Germany, I wonder why

Even @Deffid doesnt stoop this low

 

[AgonyandIrony]

It's New Orleans. Fucking randos happens at the same frequency of junkies ODing in the Quarter.

Works.

 

[Deleted member 405583]

@Rebelfett im from MKE that’s why I acknowledged your Fire post

Started watching them 2 years ago since they’re the closest team, they were pretty good last year. It’s a solid soccerball void to fill when Europe is in their offseason

Definitely want to go to a game this year when it gets warmer, Toyota Park is a nice stadium

If you do let me know and I’ll meet you there it’s about 30 min from my house

 

[Chules]

@UltimateVictory @El Che



bless

im seeing her in June!

 

[Dr J]

@Rebelfett im from MKE that’s why I acknowledged your Fire post

Started watching them 2 years ago since they’re the closest team, they were pretty good last year. It’s a solid soccerball void to fill when Europe is in their offseason

Definitely want to go to a game this year when it gets warmer, Toyota Park is a nice stadium

I’m going to try to get to a game a season, as well.

 

[Rawex]

@Tules
http://forums.sherdog.com/threads/77ft-teenager-getting-into-car.3723149/

 

[Chules]

@Tules
http://forums.sherdog.com/threads/77ft-teenager-getting-into-car.3723149/

wtf LOL

how big is his dick?